Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
there
Haiku # 58196 March 22, 2018 4:57 am ET
by Lush
there
Haiku # 58195 March 22, 2018 4:55 am ET
by Lush
My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!
Haiku # 58193 March 22, 2018 3:45 am ET
by
I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.
Haiku # 58192 March 22, 2018 3:41 am ET
by
then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing
Haiku # 58191 March 22, 2018 1:21 am ET
by vhs
the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

persecuted
Haiku # 58190 March 22, 2018 1:17 am ET
by vhs of trying to make a point here, this fourth turning
There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.
Haiku # 58189 March 22, 2018 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
Haiku # 58188 March 22, 2018 12:45 am ET
by vhs
people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
Haiku # 58187 March 21, 2018 2:18 pm ET
by vhs
the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post
Haiku # 58186 March 21, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
Haiku # 58185 March 21, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
Haiku # 58184 March 21, 2018 5:41 am ET
by ronin
a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
Haiku # 58183 March 21, 2018 2:09 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
Haiku # 58182 March 20, 2018 8:10 pm ET
by vhs
Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
Haiku # 58181 March 20, 2018 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
Haiku # 58180 March 20, 2018 10:15 am ET
by Banamex 4136
soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
Haiku # 58179 March 20, 2018 10:12 am ET
by ronin of lmao
Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
#omon_aka_zbest
Haiku # 58178 March 20, 2018 9:09 am ET
by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
Haiku # 58177 March 19, 2018 9:00 pm ET
by
Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
Haiku # 58176 March 19, 2018 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
Haiku # 58175 March 19, 2018 4:53 pm ET
by bob la of seattle
then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
Haiku # 58174 March 19, 2018 11:09 am ET
by ronin
Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
Haiku # 58173 March 19, 2018 2:04 am ET
by
The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
Haiku # 58172 March 19, 2018 2:02 am ET
by
Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
Haiku # 58171 March 19, 2018 2:01 am ET
by
On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku # 58170 March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET
by
The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku # 58169 March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET
by
well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

EXPLORED BY PEOPLE ON
YOUTUBE WHEN EMPTY AND
THAT IS KINDA COOL!
Haiku # 58168 March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET
by ronin
haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku # 58167 March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Broetic Justice
I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
{Barf!}
Haiku # 58166 March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET
by of
What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
Haiku # 58165 March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET
by $39.99 of Bargainville
well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

"CORE IS ALL ALL IS..."
this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
Haiku # 58164 March 17, 2018 11:53 am ET
by ronin
breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
Haiku # 58163 March 17, 2018 10:47 am ET
by ronin
You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku # 58162 March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET
by Carrot Cake
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku # 58161 March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Free for all
Haiku # 58160 March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET
by Dork
Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku # 58159 March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku # 58158 March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku # 58157 March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku # 58156 March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET
by
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku # 58155 March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
by
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku # 58154 March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku # 58153 March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku # 58152 March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku # 58151 March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
by
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku # 58150 March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
by
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku # 58149 March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
by
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku # 58148 March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
by
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku # 58147 March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
by
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku # 58146 March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
by
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