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Haiku # 58195, March 22, 2018 4:55 am ET
by Lush
My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!
Haiku # 58193, March 22, 2018 3:45 am ET
I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.
Haiku # 58192, March 22, 2018 3:41 am ET
then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing
Haiku # 58191, March 22, 2018 1:21 am ET
by vhs
the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

Haiku # 58190, March 22, 2018 1:17 am ET
by vhs of trying to make a point here, this fourth turning
There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.
Haiku # 58189, March 22, 2018 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
Haiku # 58188, March 22, 2018 12:45 am ET
by vhs
people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
Haiku # 58187, March 21, 2018 2:18 pm ET
by vhs
the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post
Haiku # 58186, March 21, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
Haiku # 58185, March 21, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
Haiku # 58184, March 21, 2018 5:41 am ET
by ronin
a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
Haiku # 58183, March 21, 2018 2:09 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
Haiku # 58182, March 20, 2018 8:10 pm ET
by vhs
Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
Haiku # 58181, March 20, 2018 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
Haiku # 58180, March 20, 2018 10:15 am ET
by Banamex 4136
soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
Haiku # 58179, March 20, 2018 10:12 am ET
by ronin of lmao
Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
Haiku # 58178, March 20, 2018 9:09 am ET
by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
Haiku # 58177, March 19, 2018 9:00 pm ET
Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
Haiku # 58176, March 19, 2018 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
Haiku # 58175, March 19, 2018 4:53 pm ET
by bob la of seattle
then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
Haiku # 58174, March 19, 2018 11:09 am ET
by ronin
Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
Haiku # 58173, March 19, 2018 2:04 am ET
The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
Haiku # 58172, March 19, 2018 2:02 am ET
Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
Haiku # 58171, March 19, 2018 2:01 am ET
On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku # 58170, March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET
The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku # 58169, March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET
well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

Haiku # 58168, March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET
by ronin
haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku # 58167, March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Broetic Justice
I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
Haiku # 58166, March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET
by of
What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
Haiku # 58165, March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET
by $39.99 of Bargainville
well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
Haiku # 58164, March 17, 2018 11:53 am ET
by ronin
breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
Haiku # 58163, March 17, 2018 10:47 am ET
by ronin
You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku # 58162, March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET
by Carrot Cake
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku # 58161, March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Free for all
Haiku # 58160, March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET
by Dork
Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku # 58159, March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku # 58158, March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku # 58157, March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku # 58156, March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku # 58155, March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku # 58154, March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku # 58153, March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku # 58152, March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku # 58151, March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku # 58150, March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku # 58149, March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku # 58148, March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku # 58147, March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku # 58146, March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku # 58145, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
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