after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
by vhs
people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
by vhs
the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place
if i cannot post
by vhs
well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
by vhs
i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices
when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
by ronin
a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
by Adorable Kittens
in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes
when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
by vhs
Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
by Anonymous Poet
drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
by Banamex 4136
soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
by ronin of lmao
Hi, boys
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by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
by
Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
by Anonymous Poet
I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
by bob la of seattle
then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
by ronin
Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
by
The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
by
Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
by
On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
by
The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
by
well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well
EXPLORED BY PEOPLE ON
YOUTUBE WHEN EMPTY AND
THAT IS KINDA COOL!
by ronin
haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
by Broetic Justice
I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.
But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.
Happy St. Patty's Day!
{Barf!}
by of
What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?
Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.
Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!
Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
by $39.99 of Bargainville
well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...
in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like
"CORE IS ALL ALL IS..."
this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what
happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...
and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
by ronin
breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
by ronin
You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
by Carrot Cake
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Teddy Bridgewater
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
by
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
by
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
by
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha
even the idea of the Buddha
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
by
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
by
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
by
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
by
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
by
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
by
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
by
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
by
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
by
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
by
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
by
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
by
we shall see then
by ronin
