Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku # 58145, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku # 58144, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku # 58143, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku # 58142, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku # 58141, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku # 58140, March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET
we shall see then
Haiku # 58139, March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET
by ronin
i dont
Haiku # 58138, March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku # 58137, March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku # 58136, March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock

Haiku # 58135, March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku # 58134, March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
Haiku # 58133, March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku # 58132, March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku # 58131, March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku # 58130, March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku # 58129, March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku # 58128, March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku # 58127, March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku # 58126, March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku # 58125, March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku # 58124, March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku # 58123, March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku # 58122, March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku # 58121, March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku # 58120, March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku # 58119, March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku # 58118, March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku # 58117, March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku # 58116, March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku # 58115, March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku # 58114, March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku # 58113, March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku # 58112, March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET
by ronin
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
Haiku # 58111, March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku # 58110, March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET
by ronin
What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku # 58109, March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku # 58108, March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET
i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku # 58107, March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku # 58106, March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET
by ash
here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
Haiku # 58105, March 2, 2018 11:19 am ET
by ronin
well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore
Haiku # 58104, March 2, 2018 11:00 am ET
by ronin
Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
Haiku # 58103, March 2, 2018 3:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
Haiku # 58102, March 1, 2018 1:17 pm ET
by ronin
I cleaned up the beach.
No one will thank me for it.
More trash floats back in.
Haiku # 58101, February 28, 2018 9:16 pm ET
The drunken old man
sings like a drunken old man.
Karaoke night.
Haiku # 58100, February 28, 2018 9:14 pm ET
Peering from alleys.
Searching for the next victim.
Cash, pussy, or both.
Haiku # 58099, February 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET
Homeless drug addict.
Mind gone, filthy and diseased.
Dry humps the sidewalk.
Haiku # 58098, February 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET
I think I hate you.
You can fuck me for money.
I'm a prostitute.
Haiku # 58097, February 28, 2018 9:05 pm ET
She makes me vomit.
If you smelled her, you would too.
The flies stay away.
Haiku # 58096, February 28, 2018 8:59 pm ET
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