Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 315 Days and 72149 Haikus later...

Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku # 58124, March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku # 58123, March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku # 58122, March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku # 58121, March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku # 58120, March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku # 58119, March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku # 58118, March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku # 58117, March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku # 58116, March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku # 58115, March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku # 58114, March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku # 58113, March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku # 58112, March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET
by ronin
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
Haiku # 58111, March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku # 58110, March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET
by ronin
What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku # 58109, March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku # 58108, March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET
by
i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku # 58107, March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku # 58106, March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET
by ash
here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
Haiku # 58105, March 2, 2018 11:19 am ET
by ronin
well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore
Haiku # 58104, March 2, 2018 11:00 am ET
by ronin
Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
Haiku # 58103, March 2, 2018 3:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
Haiku # 58102, March 1, 2018 1:17 pm ET
by ronin
I cleaned up the beach.
No one will thank me for it.
More trash floats back in.
Haiku # 58101, February 28, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by
The drunken old man
sings like a drunken old man.
Karaoke night.
Haiku # 58100, February 28, 2018 9:14 pm ET
by
Peering from alleys.
Searching for the next victim.
Cash, pussy, or both.
Haiku # 58099, February 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by
Homeless drug addict.
Mind gone, filthy and diseased.
Dry humps the sidewalk.
Haiku # 58098, February 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET
by
I think I hate you.
You can fuck me for money.
I'm a prostitute.
Haiku # 58097, February 28, 2018 9:05 pm ET
by
She makes me vomit.
If you smelled her, you would too.
The flies stay away.
Haiku # 58096, February 28, 2018 8:59 pm ET
by
it is said that your
family means well but sometimes
forgets you are grown
Haiku # 58095, February 28, 2018 11:49 am ET
by ronin
I suppose I'll have
to say goodbye to this place
come around march 30
Haiku # 58094, February 28, 2018 11:04 am ET
by ronin
im told that gen x
was worn out by the time it
gets old...what now when?
Haiku # 58093, February 27, 2018 10:21 am ET
by roni
so do i do the
usual let this all go
or silly prayer run?
Haiku # 58092, February 26, 2018 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i hope somehow that
this place keeps on keeping on
but i know the deal...
Haiku # 58091, February 26, 2018 11:05 am ET
by ronin
i had a story
idea for a vampiress turned
dhampir but she gets

the futuristic
dark elf guy
Haiku # 58090, February 25, 2018 11:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
That last post is a better love
Story than Twilight
Went to see it with a friend
Female of course
2 very very boring hours of my life
Haiku # 58089, February 25, 2018 12:03 pm ET
by Reverse Vampire
alas i knew a story
four vampire wives playing
games with the man who

turned them...nancy kil
patrick wrote it, funniest
vamp story since twilight
Haiku # 58088, February 25, 2018 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commander in chef
please give abundant relief
love, make us shock proof
Haiku # 58087, February 25, 2018 3:02 am ET
by &
My dad once met a polygamist
From Pakistan with many wives
My dad told him he was jealous
After all he must have sex all the time
The man sighed and said
No sir I am jealous of you
I would gladly give up the sex
To not be nagged constantly
Haiku # 58086, February 24, 2018 10:31 pm ET
by dvd
i stand aside from
history taking it's place
watching and waiting
Haiku # 58085, February 23, 2018 12:42 pm ET
by ronin
if someone doesnt
know the past then the past will
repeat itself meh
Haiku # 58084, February 23, 2018 10:49 am ET
by ronin
"I hight Don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine, I never know sadness, but only a madness that burns at the heart and the brain. I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman, angelic, demonic, divine. Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon that brims with ambrosial wine."

~ Jack Parsons, co-founder of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Haiku # 58083, February 22, 2018 8:22 pm ET
by Fulmonite of Mercury
Didn't realize
I've been sleeping in a bed
Full of broken glass
This is not a metaphor
Haiku # 58082, February 22, 2018 5:07 pm ET
by dvd
the magick has to
still go on despite the odds
arrayed against it
Haiku # 58081, February 22, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
billy graham has died
today, saw it in a quick
second hand screen shot
Haiku # 58080, February 21, 2018 11:45 pm ET
by ronin
alas it is up to
the boss, i want to keep on
haikuing right on
Haiku # 58079, February 21, 2018 11:37 pm ET
by ronin
Crustacean soufflé.
One hundred dollar breakfast.
Just because fuck you.
Haiku # 58078, February 21, 2018 6:22 pm ET
by
Enormous jizz load.
Cappuccino froth surprise.
Coffee shop hijinks.
Haiku # 58077, February 21, 2018 6:19 pm ET
by
This will not go well.
Already it's got errors.
It cannot be fixed.
Haiku # 58076, February 21, 2018 6:11 pm ET
by
still sometimes beyond
all hope, all just saying fuck
it, letting go, boom...

it gets right again
Haiku # 58075, February 21, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
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