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67151 Haikus
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Haiku #67151, by Yuonxi Steal of Shut the F Up
March 28, 2020 3:26 pm ET


The glucophone is a conductor to the engrossed aver of impromptu improvisation. Because of this break-up in everyday soul, we infiltrate the â
Haiku #67150, by AshleyRiz
March 28, 2020 2:09 pm ET

This is serious.
It's about HAIKU or DEATH.
Unpoetic death.
Haiku #67149, by Pukka Sahib of Seppuku
March 28, 2020 1:02 pm ET

Ashley, we don't care
about your silly tank drums.
Bang your drums elsewhere.
Haiku #67148, by Write Haiku or GET OUT
March 28, 2020 9:26 am ET

Get off my damn lawn
Get off my damn lawn dammit
Get off my damn lawn
Haiku #67147, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2020 8:20 am ET


In Europe and America, they are called steel vernacular drums or tank drums. The glucophone has a pentatonic echo pattern in three octaves, so any notes, which were played, harmoniously sound with each other. This means that to sport this tool there is no demand to have on the agenda c trick a lilting education, it is ample supply to take a sense of rhythm. They be a party to b manipulate it with both hands and sticks (they are a tip object of the whatsit). The agency is a vast and economical alternative to the recoil from drum and is proficient to appeal anyone who even long ago touches its sounding.
The glucophone is mythical for the development of hearing and time, helps to decrease, tune into meditation and overwhelm into the waves of dulcet vibrations.
Glucophone is a to a great extent childish musical gadget that appeared in the 2000s. In the face this, it has fit very in fashion in the midst people of any seniority, because even a insignificant stripling can gamble it.


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Haiku #67146, by Ashleyphync
March 28, 2020 2:09 am ET

Context is just that:
a text I use to con you.
See? That was easy.
Haiku #67145, by Lexicon of The Rubicon
March 27, 2020 3:39 pm ET

First define context
Make sure to give me context
To get the context
Haiku #67144, by Context of Context
March 27, 2020 12:06 pm ET


The "self-evident"
Is your biased assumption.
Context is needed.
Haiku #67143, by Boring Analyses of Insomnia
March 27, 2020 4:25 am ET

Hey, what's the deal with
Explanations? Can't things just
Be self evident?
Haiku #67142, by Jerry Seinfeld of 10 hits of acid
March 26, 2020 9:06 pm ET

so, near death visions?
have you ever taken shrooms?
they'll mess with your mind
Haiku #67141, by scotch of untied states of reality
March 26, 2020 6:31 pm ET


OK freethinkers...
With materialist wit,
Explain N.D.Es
Haiku #67140, by Near Darth Experience
March 26, 2020 2:52 pm ET

you don't see what is
you see what your brain tells you
sometimes it glitches
Haiku #67139, by scotch of did you turn it off and on again?
March 26, 2020 11:07 am ET

OK you smarties
With laser-focused reason:
Explain O.B.Es
Haiku #67138, by Out of Body Experience
March 26, 2020 9:58 am ET

i made up a god
it's all-powerful and stuff
she says to shut up
Haiku #67137, by scotch of yea, God has spoken through me
March 26, 2020 1:46 am ET

atheism is
not believing in dumb shit
just because it's old
Haiku #67136, by scotch of untied states of the wedge issues
March 26, 2020 1:41 am ET

Let's eat some ice cream.
Take a lick and pass it down.
Sharing is caring.
Haiku #67135, by of of of
March 25, 2020 9:23 pm ET

Anyone here get corona yet?
I tried to get it but I guess I need to try harder.
It's what we all deserve.
Haiku #67134, by of of of
March 25, 2020 8:33 pm ET

Atheism is
One way to get people to
Relinquish their rights
Haiku #67133, by The Declaration of Independence
March 25, 2020 8:07 pm ET

Atheism's fine
If you like futility
devoid of meaning . . .
Haiku #67132, by Richard Dawkin of Squawkin
March 25, 2020 11:14 am ET

Elon Musk in cave:
He bangs two stones together.
The Future is NOW !
Haiku #67131, by Technocratic Cave-Dwellers Unite
March 25, 2020 11:11 am ET

We can get through this
thank God for atheism
Prayer will not fix it
Haiku #67130, by Sonny Bono
March 25, 2020 11:11 am ET

Elon Musk smokes blunt:
"Yo my nigga!" not racist
He's an African
Haiku #67129, by Anonymous Poet
March 25, 2020 2:11 am ET

All poodles are dogs
But not all dogs are poodles
Tech augments user
Haiku #67128, by Fan of The Cheese Poodles
March 25, 2020 2:08 am ET

Ay Macarena
Aqui esta con tequila
Ay Macarena
Haiku #67127, by donâ of Earth 2.0
March 24, 2020 11:43 pm ET

Doubt the narrative.
Follow the Soros-money.
Technocrats gotcha!
Haiku #67126, by AI is the Beast of Prophecy
March 24, 2020 4:09 pm ET

save all the airlines!
pump money into the banks!
socialism? nooo....
Haiku #67125, by scotch of technically it's a kleptocracy
March 24, 2020 3:41 pm ET

here we go again
the middle-class will get scraps
the rich get bailouts
Haiku #67124, by scotch of party like it's 2008
March 24, 2020 3:37 pm ET

Dork Lard: Philippines
Has messed your mind up big-time.
Just turn yourself in.
Haiku #67123, by Fighting Filipinos of WWII
March 24, 2020 12:30 pm ET

The end of the world.
I want a fat juicy steak.
I get balot eggs.
:-(
Haiku #67122, by of of of
March 24, 2020 11:39 am ET

It was not the bats.
Someone breathed one of my farts.
It just grew from there.
Haiku #67121, by of of of
March 24, 2020 11:37 am ET

Go the fuck outside
no one will stop anyone
Will shall reign supreme
Haiku #67120, by Line of lines
March 23, 2020 6:26 pm ET

I had it with this.
Hyped-up lockdown. Corona:
the globalist scam.
Haiku #67119, by Alex J. of Austin, TX
March 22, 2020 10:00 pm ET

Ruby took her love
Yes, she took her love to town.
She cashed it all out.
Haiku #67118, by Tammy Wynette of Beyond the Grave
March 22, 2020 9:57 pm ET

We can truly say
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
(Rogers). You bastards!!
Haiku #67117, by of of of
March 22, 2020 4:47 pm ET

ESKADRON's concern:
Useless Senegalese spam.
Please go phuck yourself.
Haiku #67116, by West African Progress
March 22, 2020 3:47 pm ET

Eskadron is one of the most appreciated high-street manufacturers in the entire world that focuses primarily on the creation of high-quality equestrian clothing and equipment. This German concern was set by Pikeur wanting to meet the jockeys' needs, have been looking for professional but also fashionable equestrian accessories. Thus, what makes Eskadron so special and why their selections are therefore popular among riders?Eskadron -- why would riders from all around the world love this new brand?
Eskadron has been tremendously popular among horseriding fans for a dozen or more years today. This new products are characterized by their own high quality attention to detail. Eskadron can also be appreciated for their unique practicality, elegance, and innovativeness of their endeavors, modern design, and accessibility. The brand's offer includes both pro items and ones for recreational riders. Thus, you can discover basic design clothes, professional design, and various accessories necessary for your proper saddling of a horse. Eskadron offers saddle fabrics, halters, rugs, bell boots for horses, vases, fly vases, drapes, however also hoodies, tshirts, breeches, even show coats. All products include the eu, which in addition verifies their quality.Eskadron's collections
Eskadron has many selections. Some are seasonal, many others are constantly available in their deal. The most popular collections of this brand are:
Vintage Sports - established twice per year, this lineup is made up exclusively of horse riding equipment. Services and products from this collection are very straightforward, in conventional soft colors but at the same time quite tasteful.
Platinum Card - launches once a year for those who prefer conventional solutions. You will mostly find gray and black shades combined with delicate picture motifs.
Young Star - line for children that begin their experience with horse riding. It has basic horse riding accessories in bright colours and exceptional designs.
Equestrian Fanatics - clothing line created for riders that like to stick outside. Available coats, hoodies, and backpacks successfully combine casual clothing with equestrianism.
Vintage offer - Their steady offer of clothing, equipment, and accessories. You'll find services and products used for training and everyday rides but additionally elegant reveal clothing.

Eskadron can be a new used by riders from all around the world. For the sake of safety and riding both yours and your horse's, it is worth buying top quality articles, which would enable you to fully enjoy this exceptional sport.
Haiku #67115, by CyberXtek of Senegal
March 22, 2020 2:50 pm ET

CEOs bailing,
Jumping ship, getting out fast.
The question is: why?
Haiku #67114, by Advace Knowledge of Impending Crash
March 22, 2020 7:40 am ET

kenny rogers is
no more, i wish i could give
him one shot of that

whisky, as i heard
him say know the time and place
and know when to run.
Haiku #67113, by vhs of his last words?
March 21, 2020 4:38 pm ET

That Che Guevara...
He's so dreamy. I LOVE him.
(My favorite Beatle!)
Haiku #67112, by Hysterical Girl Screaming of 1964
March 21, 2020 3:45 pm ET

Nanny-state pipedreams:
Their one-world technocracy
Will never prevail.
Haiku #67111, by Sovereignty of God
March 21, 2020 3:35 pm ET

Globalists are worse:
Like data-driven commies
But with more money.
Haiku #67110, by NGOs of Hell
March 21, 2020 3:31 pm ET

Ezra Pound blathers;
Ku-to-yen, Cho-fu-sa (snort)
Lame-ass poetry.
Haiku #67109, by Raku-Hoku of Wei
March 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET

Communist sumvitches
turn loose a world pandemic
That's how commies roll
Haiku #67108, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:32 pm ET

Bernie can't decide
Which mansion he should hide in
Hypocrite Bolshie!
Haiku #67107, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:27 pm ET

Dem's open border-
They let in all diseases
Then bitch about Trump

Who's shutting it down
Not a chance in hell for you fool
Craven damn grifters
Haiku #67106, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:24 pm ET

Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-

Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again
Haiku #67105, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:20 pm ET

Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!
Haiku #67104, by You've Got the Silver of RocknRoll
March 21, 2020 11:32 am ET

Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku
Haiku #67103, by Futilities of Atheism
March 21, 2020 9:16 am ET

Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues
Haiku #67102, by Keith Richards of Good to be anywhere
March 21, 2020 3:56 am ET