BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
103 Days
and
66961 Haikus
later...
when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada
Haiku #66961, by scotch of and the rest of the developed world, but all you know is Venezuela
February 24, 2020 12:13 am ET

Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!
Haiku #66960, by Salesman of Communism Rebranding Effort
February 23, 2020 9:19 pm ET

You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers
Haiku #66959, by Doting Guardian Figure of Bad Haiku
February 23, 2020 9:16 pm ET

May the lines blur and
I be legally allowed
To slaughter you, bitch
Haiku #66958, by Line of lines
February 23, 2020 7:56 pm ET

This is a haiku
This is not a good haiku
This was a haiku
Haiku #66957, by Andrew
February 23, 2020 7:45 pm ET

I can't stand money.
I know money can't stand me.
But I need money.
Haiku #66956, by Co-dependent Mess of Mammon
February 23, 2020 2:58 pm ET

A Gary Busey
Pokemon, wanders into battle:
Just stands there - won't leave
Haiku #66955, by high HP, though
February 23, 2020 10:22 am ET

spoonful of sugar
heals damage and cures poison
umbrella is whack
Haiku #66954, by scotch of the imperial march from star wars is very close to spoonful of sugar , btw
February 22, 2020 5:09 pm ET

here's a crazy thought:
Mary Poppins pokemon
think of her attacks
Haiku #66953, by scotch of courtesy of my nine year old son
February 22, 2020 11:25 am ET

i've posted sonnets
also a few limericks
bend, don't break the rules

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there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not
Haiku #66952, by scotch/scott of counting syllables
February 22, 2020 11:24 am ET

purity is an
illusion created by
the dogmas of Man
Haiku #66951, by vhs
February 22, 2020 10:31 am ET

i have not been here
in a while now, do i care?
sometimes, sometimes no
Haiku #66950, by vhs
February 22, 2020 10:30 am ET

Haiku must reign soon.
All non-haiku to be PURGED.
(Restore True Haiku)
Haiku #66949, by Bloody Upheavals of Haiku
February 22, 2020 10:09 am ET

I was born haiku
But feel like I'm a sonnet.
Please call me "Sonnet".
Haiku #66948, by Poetic Dysphoria of Damaged Goods
February 22, 2020 10:06 am ET

You make haiku. Ungh!
We make haiku together.
Ungh! Haiku. Ungh, UNGH!
Haiku #66947, by SEcret CoDE of GrUntiNG
February 22, 2020 10:03 am ET

I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.
Haiku #66946, by State Guidelines of Haiku
February 22, 2020 9:14 am ET

I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
Haiku #66945, by Schizofabulous
February 21, 2020 8:06 pm ET

My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
Haiku #66944, by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
February 21, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
Haiku #66943, by Prose is not Poetry
February 21, 2020 7:59 pm ET

my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
Haiku #66942, by scotch of the rules must be respected
February 21, 2020 5:29 pm ET

i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
Haiku #66941, by Oog
February 21, 2020 5:13 pm ET

sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
Haiku #66940, by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
February 21, 2020 4:35 pm ET

southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
Haiku #66939, by scotch
February 21, 2020 4:17 pm ET

The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
Haiku #66938, by Oog of Boog
February 21, 2020 3:58 pm ET

some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
Haiku #66937, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 3:47 pm ET

probably, we're screwed
civilization is toast
so, should we give up?
Haiku #66936, by scotch of i'm not
February 21, 2020 3:44 pm ET

solar investments
are finally paying off
in spite of reagan
Haiku #66935, by scotch of you know he took solar panels off the white house, and doubled down on cheap oil?
February 21, 2020 3:39 pm ET

Get off fossil fuels?
Mean de-industrialize?
A high tech stone age
Haiku #66934, by Oogaloo of Boogaloo
February 21, 2020 2:46 pm ET

half the country's poor
trickle down was piss and shit
that sure owns the libs
Haiku #66933, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 2:43 pm ET

get off fossil fuels
end the corporate handouts
nah, let's "own the libs"
Haiku #66932, by scotch of priorities
February 21, 2020 2:39 pm ET

"this should own the libs"
the republican's platform
nothing else matters
Haiku #66931, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 2:01 pm ET

We work as a team
to makes the Nanny State scream:
the Boogaloo meme.
Haiku #66930, by Break Dance of Secession
February 21, 2020 8:14 am ET

You should stop eating.
All people who eat have died.
That's a proven fact.
Haiku #66929, by of
February 21, 2020 3:21 am ET

Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
Haiku #66928, by of
February 21, 2020 3:04 am ET

I am part robot.
Do not ask which part that is.
That is not polite.
Haiku #66927, by of
February 21, 2020 3:01 am ET

Voting is stupid.
You know the whole thing is rigged.
Search your feelings, Luke.
Haiku #66926, by of
February 21, 2020 2:59 am ET

Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?
Haiku #66925, by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
February 21, 2020 1:26 am ET

What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?

When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?

All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!
Haiku #66924, by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
February 21, 2020 1:23 am ET

Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
Haiku #66923, by True Story
February 20, 2020 11:03 pm ET

I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
Haiku #66922, by of
February 20, 2020 8:42 pm ET

How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
Haiku #66921, by Lil Scribble Coin
February 20, 2020 6:10 pm ET

Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".
Haiku #66920, by Zenith of Saxon Gastronomy
February 20, 2020 7:36 am ET

Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.
Haiku #66919, by Underwhelmed of Overcoding
February 20, 2020 7:09 am ET

Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well
Haiku #66918, by Anomalous Poet
February 19, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
Haiku #66917, by of
February 19, 2020 6:58 pm ET

I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!

Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
Haiku #66916, by of
February 19, 2020 6:54 pm ET

Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
Haiku #66915, by of
February 19, 2020 6:50 pm ET

Read Daniel 9;27
Haiku #66914, by Anonymous Poet
February 19, 2020 5:53 pm ET

Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
Haiku #66913, by Interpretations of Prophecy
February 19, 2020 8:57 am ET

Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!

Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
Haiku #66912, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 19, 2020 5:07 am ET