BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
68533 Haikus
Crustacean soufflé.
One hundred dollar breakfast.
Just because fuck you.
Haiku #58078, by
February 21, 2018 6:22 pm ET

Enormous jizz load.
Cappuccino froth surprise.
Coffee shop hijinks.
Haiku #58077, by
February 21, 2018 6:19 pm ET

This will not go well.
Already it's got errors.
It cannot be fixed.
Haiku #58076, by
February 21, 2018 6:11 pm ET

still sometimes beyond
all hope, all just saying fuck
it, letting go, boom...

it gets right again
Haiku #58075, by ronin
February 21, 2018 1:46 pm ET

my own body is
fighting me, I try to make
new words, new paths, new

life, three steps back, and
if i died i still think most
folks would only think

of the beer in their
hands, talking about the next
gossip, moving on
Haiku #58074, by ronin
February 21, 2018 1:41 pm ET

i fear this to be
abandoned like the old sears
stores, empty buildings
Haiku #58073, by roni
February 20, 2018 11:07 pm ET

i feel like the whole
resistance is a shell to
imprison spirits
Haiku #58072, by ronin
February 20, 2018 3:53 pm ET

i mean who is 5his
crazy alex jones guy to speak
for me, is he mad?

insane, orvmaking
money off of whatvhe does
and what the hellvdo

we need trigger things
for? this generation needs
a drill instructor

then some counseling!
Haiku #58071, by ronin of im oversensitive, i know
February 20, 2018 1:05 pm ET

i think its time to
rise up and confront mob left
leaning ignorance and

fear by confronting
spiritual warfare, and the
whole casting out thing
Haiku #58070, by ronin
February 20, 2018 1:02 pm ET

id hate to say bye
to this place but all things die
beloved but gone on
Haiku #58069, by Anonymous Poet
February 20, 2018 11:38 am ET

well im sad about
a lot of changes resigned to
weird evangelistic

belief memes and
seeing the world homogenize
socially in war
Haiku #58068, by roni
February 19, 2018 11:21 pm ET

google has in
their need to update their stuff
break out the vinyl

Haiku #58067, by ronin
February 19, 2018 11:10 pm ET

Offworld Groups! Deep State!
Vaccines! GMOs! Chem Trails!
Everything's scary
Haiku #58066, by Alex Jones of complete sobriety
February 19, 2018 9:21 pm ET

Alex Jones drunk and high
Is interesting as it is
Not sure I'd wanna be around him
After a couple hits of acid though
I would strongly recommend
Hiding in a locked closet
For those 10 hours or so
To avoid being eaten alive
Haiku #58065, by Microdose of LSD
February 19, 2018 9:17 pm ET

Did you know that Saint
Nicolas was at the Council
Of Nycaea?
He punched a guy in the face
Haiku #58064, by Deep Dish
February 19, 2018 9:15 pm ET

i thought it was
satanists on mars with those
reptilians and those

other aliens
from plan nine and santa claus
helped defeat them all
Haiku #58063, by alex jones on acid of aka ronin
February 19, 2018 10:46 am ET

Ferengi Sex Trade
Black Market without any
Clients having eyes
Haiku #58062, by Data of The Enterprise
February 19, 2018 9:01 am ET

expansion into space
ferengi, gold pressed bar of
latinum in box
Haiku #58061, by ronin
February 19, 2018 6:31 am ET

Say what you will about
Supporters of Trump
But they're pretty much
The "ideal best friend"
Can say and do
Pretty much whatever
But they still support
Like a very understanding friend
Haiku #58060, by Deep Dish of its important to hold your friends to the highest standard
February 19, 2018 4:15 am ET

Start mining asteroids
The glut of precious metals
Would destabilize the economy
The solution
Don't tell anybody about it
That way prices stay fixed
The rich get richer...
And cool spaceships too!
Haiku #58059, by Deep Space of Solar Warden
February 19, 2018 12:01 am ET

the so called right hand
path often has wolves in sheepcs
clothing, um kittens
Haiku #58058, by ronin
February 18, 2018 12:41 pm ET

i wonder if peeps
still make fausts bargain or the
devil is seen as

a cisgender white
male entity that is not
real now, blessed be
Haiku #58057, by ronin
February 18, 2018 11:00 am ET

those who live in the
country, orange coats, 12
gauge, deer hunting, beer

cribbage, deer camps, snow
chili in the morning tree
stands, family, past

Haiku #58056, by ronin of politics, religion, sex
February 18, 2018 10:58 am ET

grilled chicken pizza
changed my life for the better
wish I had one now
Haiku #58055, by Adorable Kittens of Roadchemin
February 18, 2018 4:14 am ET

truck bumper sticker...
Warns us all, "don't tread on me"
fat white guy driving

Dudes like him suck balls
he's not persecuted here
But feels like he is

Because he wants more....
More beer, bullets and pussy
But he can't get it

Ugly idiot
He has to blame somebody
It's Obama's fault
Haiku #58054, by Concerned American
February 17, 2018 10:53 am ET

second amendment
fatal anachronistic
penis substitute
Haiku #58053, by ash
February 17, 2018 6:24 am ET

it's a weebly world
sit around and chew the fat
pilled to the eyeballs
Haiku #58052, by ash
February 17, 2018 6:16 am ET

the servers of the
past flotsam, jetsam, seen as
reminders like old

foundations of homes
once there, old websites of how
life once was building
Haiku #58051, by Anonymous Poet
February 16, 2018 11:04 am ET

great work
Haiku #58050, by Jeremy jackson of Austin
February 16, 2018 7:09 am ET

the time grows short with
each passing day but human
nature doth not change
Haiku #58049, by ronin
February 15, 2018 2:17 pm ET

the illusion of
control brought to you by man
made technology
Haiku #58048, by ronin
February 15, 2018 10:52 am ET

two swords drawn, two men
stare at each other waiting
for their time of death
Haiku #58047, by ronin
February 14, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku #58046, by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET

Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku #58045, by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET

some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku #58044, by ronin
February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET

filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku #58043, by ash
February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET

theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku #58042, by ronin
February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET

Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku #58041, by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET

She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku #58040, by dvd of home
February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET

our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku #58039, by ronin
February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET

portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku #58038, by ronin
February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET

Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku #58037, by Adam Ben Adam
February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET

We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku #58036, by dvd
February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET

People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku #58035, by dvd
February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET

there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku #58034, by ronin
February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET

ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku #58033, by ronin
February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET

A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku #58032, by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET

this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku #58031, by ronin of delays....delays...
February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET

ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku #58030, by ronin
February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET

Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku #58029, by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET