Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku # 58046, February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET
by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku # 58045, February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET
by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku # 58044, February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET
by ronin
filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku # 58043, February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET
by ash
theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku # 58042, February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET
by ronin
Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku # 58041, February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku # 58040, February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET
by dvd of home
our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku # 58039, February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET
by ronin
portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku # 58038, February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET
by ronin
Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku # 58037, February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
Crying
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku # 58036, February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET
by dvd
People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku # 58035, February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET
by dvd
there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku # 58034, February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by ronin
ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku # 58033, February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET
by ronin
A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku # 58032, February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku # 58031, February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET
by ronin of delays....delays...
ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku # 58030, February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET
by ronin
Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku # 58029, February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku # 58028, February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku # 58027, February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by ronin
no
Haiku # 58026, February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET
by .
if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku # 58025, February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET
by ronin
quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku # 58024, February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku # 58023, February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku # 58022, February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET
by ronin
im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku # 58021, February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET
by ronin
the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku # 58020, February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET
by ronin
he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku # 58019, February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET
by vhs of damn woodchucks
happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku # 58018, February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET
by vhs of texas, stop
nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku # 58017, February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET
by XRumerTest
theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku # 58016, January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET
by vhs
had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku # 58015, January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET
by vhs of wisdom teeth
Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku # 58014, January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET
by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku # 58013, January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET
by vhs of and the one before too
i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku # 58012, January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku # 58011, January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET
by vhs
screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku # 58010, January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET
by cartman
Thank you, come again
Haiku # 58009, January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET
by Apoo
Ha ha!
Haiku # 58008, January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET
by Nelson Muntz
the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku # 58007, January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku # 58006, January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET
by vhs
creativity
must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku # 58005, January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku # 58004, January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET
by vhs
I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku # 58003, January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET
by vhs
ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways

....as much
Haiku # 58002, January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET
by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku # 58001, January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku # 58000, January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think
Haiku # 57999, January 27, 2018 1:40 pm ET
by vhs
still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back
Haiku # 57998, January 27, 2018 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross
Haiku # 57997, January 27, 2018 10:36 am ET
by vhs
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