BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
310 Days
68075 Haikus
Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku #58046, by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET

Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku #58045, by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET

some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku #58044, by ronin
February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET

filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku #58043, by ash
February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET

theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku #58042, by ronin
February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET

Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku #58041, by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET

She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku #58040, by dvd of home
February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET

our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku #58039, by ronin
February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET

portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku #58038, by ronin
February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET

Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku #58037, by Adam Ben Adam
February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET

We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku #58036, by dvd
February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET

People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku #58035, by dvd
February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET

there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku #58034, by ronin
February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET

ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku #58033, by ronin
February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET

A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku #58032, by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET

this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku #58031, by ronin of delays....delays...
February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET

ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku #58030, by ronin
February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET

Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku #58029, by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET

A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku #58028, by Adorable Kittens
February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET

maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku #58027, by ronin
February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Haiku #58026, by .
February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET

if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku #58025, by ronin
February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET

quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku #58024, by ronin
February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET

the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku #58023, by ronin
February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET

paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku #58022, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET

im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku #58021, by ronin
February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET

the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku #58020, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET

he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku #58019, by vhs of damn woodchucks
February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET

happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku #58018, by vhs of texas, stop
February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET

nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku #58017, by XRumerTest
February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET

theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku #58016, by vhs
January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET

had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku #58015, by vhs of wisdom teeth
January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET

Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku #58014, by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET

ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku #58013, by vhs of and the one before too
January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET

i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku #58012, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET

oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku #58011, by vhs
January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET

screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku #58010, by cartman
January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET

Thank you, come again
Haiku #58009, by Apoo
January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET

Ha ha!
Haiku #58008, by Nelson Muntz
January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET

the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku #58007, by vhs
January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET

keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku #58006, by vhs
January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET

must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku #58005, by vhs
January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET

life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku #58004, by vhs
January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET

I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku #58003, by vhs
January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET

ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways much
Haiku #58002, by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET

Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku #58001, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET

Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku #58000, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET

something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think
Haiku #57999, by vhs
January 27, 2018 1:40 pm ET

still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back
Haiku #57998, by vhs
January 27, 2018 1:10 pm ET

yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross
Haiku #57997, by vhs
January 27, 2018 10:36 am ET