BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku #58032, by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET

this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku #58031, by ronin of delays....delays...
February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET

ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku #58030, by ronin
February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET

Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku #58029, by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET

A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku #58028, by Adorable Kittens
February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET

maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku #58027, by ronin
February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Haiku #58026, by .
February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET

if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku #58025, by ronin
February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET

quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku #58024, by ronin
February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET

the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku #58023, by ronin
February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET

paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku #58022, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET

im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku #58021, by ronin
February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET

the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku #58020, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET

he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku #58019, by vhs of damn woodchucks
February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET

happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku #58018, by vhs of texas, stop
February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET

nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku #58017, by XRumerTest
February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET

theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku #58016, by vhs
January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET

had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku #58015, by vhs of wisdom teeth
January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET

Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku #58014, by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET

ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku #58013, by vhs of and the one before too
January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET

i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku #58012, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET

oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku #58011, by vhs
January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET

screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku #58010, by cartman
January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET

Thank you, come again
Haiku #58009, by Apoo
January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET

Ha ha!
Haiku #58008, by Nelson Muntz
January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET

the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku #58007, by vhs
January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET

keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku #58006, by vhs
January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET

must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku #58005, by vhs
January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET

life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku #58004, by vhs
January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET

I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku #58003, by vhs
January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET

ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways much
Haiku #58002, by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET

Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku #58001, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET

Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku #58000, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET

something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think
Haiku #57999, by vhs
January 27, 2018 1:40 pm ET

still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back
Haiku #57998, by vhs
January 27, 2018 1:10 pm ET

yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross
Haiku #57997, by vhs
January 27, 2018 10:36 am ET

and this too shall pass
cows in meadow making gas
suffr'n succotash
Haiku #57996, by Adorable Kittens
January 27, 2018 3:20 am ET

it sucks to be a
human at times, flawed self, and
mistakes will be made xxxx
Haiku #57995, by vhs
January 26, 2018 1:00 pm ET

cookie addiction
covered in a family
guy episode...yikes
Haiku #57994, by vhs
January 26, 2018 10:18 am ET

That was one drugged out Muppet
Cookie Monster too!
Haiku #57993, by ....
January 26, 2018 1:10 am ET

the shame of it all
though the message is quite true
i have misspelt hordes
Haiku #57992, by ash
January 25, 2018 11:25 pm ET

so it's straya day
buy jingo and wave the flag
you hoardes of bogans
Haiku #57991, by ash
January 25, 2018 11:23 pm ET

i wanted to just
keep a place alive in this
era of facebook and

so called fake news
Haiku #57990, by js
January 25, 2018 12:19 pm ET

i like mark manson
he has a website and he
is wise to ignore me
Haiku #57989, by beatmax
January 25, 2018 11:55 am ET

sometimes we only
miss something when we realize
it is not around
Haiku #57988, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2018 11:41 am ET

the problem with say
censorship is say a book
like naked lunch with

everything vile the
right is accusing pizza
gate, scream foul, and

double standards, but
books still sell by al franken
and bill o reilley
Haiku #57987, by betamax
January 25, 2018 11:36 am ET

its not fun when the
joy of friendship is whiped out
by some angry thought

god damn life or death
is in the way of the toungue
doubled edged sword
Haiku #57986, by js
January 25, 2018 11:33 am ET

i was on the treadmill
doing exercizes i hate
doing over and

over and want to end
the list of obligations
go north somewhere

and walden in the cold
for a bit of time then come
back i hope a changed

Haiku #57985, by js
January 25, 2018 11:31 am ET

i was about to quit
i feel like that right now, i
value the person

i talk to over
this place any day, so let
vhs die off

like the format
Haiku #57984, by js
January 25, 2018 10:52 am ET

id hate to hear on
religion and sex i need
to eat hot dogs on

friday, hail eris
but seriously i feel
not good right now cause

a barb was aimed and
a barb i shall aim no more
thats potuses job to

say stupid stuff on twitter
Haiku #57983, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2018 10:50 am ET