Snuffleupagus
That was one drugged out Muppet
Cookie Monster too!
by ....
the shame of it all
though the message is quite true
i have misspelt hordes
by ash
so it's straya day
buy jingo and wave the flag
you hoardes of bogans
by ash
i wanted to just
keep a place alive in this
era of facebook and
so called fake news
by js
i like mark manson
he has a website and he
is wise to ignore me
by beatmax
sometimes we only
miss something when we realize
it is not around
by Anonymous Poet
the problem with say
censorship is say a book
like naked lunch with
everything vile the
right is accusing pizza
gate, scream foul, and
double standards, but
books still sell by al franken
and bill o reilley
by betamax
its not fun when the
joy of friendship is whiped out
by some angry thought
god damn life or death
is in the way of the toungue
doubled edged sword
by js
i was on the treadmill
doing exercizes i hate
doing over and
over and want to end
the list of obligations
go north somewhere
and walden in the cold
for a bit of time then come
back i hope a changed
person
by js
i was about to quit
i feel like that right now, i
value the person
i talk to over
this place any day, so let
vhs die off
like the format
by js
id hate to hear on
religion and sex i need
to eat hot dogs on
friday, hail eris
but seriously i feel
not good right now cause
a barb was aimed and
a barb i shall aim no more
thats potuses job to
say stupid stuff on twitter
by Anonymous Poet
that does it, im not
surrounded by assholes but
i am the asshole
i need to clean up
by vhs
it always creeps in
stupid comments my bad the
cock crows three times
denied
by vhs
Just made a mistake
Diarrhea is like stew
Not like soup. Sorry
by Mandingo Ebola of I miss you idiots
If I got money
Every time called an a-hole
I would be soooo rich
Lighten up anon
People will be rude sometimes
Just a part of life
But seriously
Politics has no place here
Just upsets people
We prefer fart jokes
And masturbation updates
That's just how it is.
Now you have been warned
So come back and try again
Diarrhea soup
by Mandingo Ebola
horrified he puts the
barb away meaning it for
someone he didn't know
by vhs
this place is not fun
got called an asshole by you
but, you get your wish
I wont post anymore
by Anonymous Poet
which one is which on
here, oh well part of the fun
gotta love these durn
Fourth Turnings
by vhs
Fuck all of this shit.
What have I done with my life?
Not a Goddamn thing.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a math whore.
That is my official job.
There's none more evil.
by
Penile implants.
Balloon animal sausage.
I hope they don't pop.
by
Let's get back to work.
Make some bad fart joke haiku.
That's what we're here for.
by
Yes, you're an asshole.
But all poets are assholes.
Since the first poem.
by
Someone needs brownies.
Made with sweet magic butter.
Embrace the sweet calm.
by
I am an asshole?
That is way over the top.
You need to chill out.
by Anonymous Poet
prayer won out but
either way i got mad, so
think about road rage
you may be a jerk
remorseless sociopath
but if you piss off
a vanilla guy
with bipolar he just might
go nuts ans scratch
the, paint or more, theres
always someone more evil
than youraelf, ask Elric
Stormbringer..."I was more evil
than thou" chaos howling through the ether
by vhs
i feel the anger
and i wish i could reach over
the screen and pinch
your cheek, box your ears
and much worse, instead ill debate
if i should put
a black magick curse
on you or pray for you, oh
decisions, decision
ill know something worked if you cease to post or cease to be an asshole
by vhs
smart but evil, he
had no remorse, stuck here for
years and crafted the
small reality
hed made for himself here
me, i voted for trump
thats evil
by Anonymous Poet
besides if you like
i can always get a shovel
and make you a hole
by vhs
right, i accept me
i have fun here, im having
fun, you cant steal that
and im kinda evil myself so you
got good company
by vhs
Accept it Donnie
Smart people do not like you
Go back to your hole
by Anonymous Poet
dont get me started
on green girls with dymbionts on
their heads who were mages
but got turned into
horrors but sort of back into
themselves but still green
by vhs
well that dick joke came
from under the bridge but i aint
no billy goats gruff
by vhs
I didn't love her
when she used to be pretty.
And now that she's fat...
by
I'd be filthy rich
if being an asshole were
a real profession.
by
vhs, do you
let your penis dangle out
of your zipper when
walking in public?
by
Rancid queef biscuits.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
Massengill sauce.
by
youre just being a
vogon or impersonating
me pissed off on
something stupid :p
by vhs
I have been at this
for almost an hour now.
That is good enough.
by Anonymous Poet
Defibrillated
x-rated elongated
Frankenstein scandal.
by
You should memorize
the periodic table
by tomorrow night.
by
How long can one live
on a diet of Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper?
by
History channel
trailer park Pabst Blue Ribbon
armchair physicist.
by
Laser genital
surgical reconstruction
balloon animals.
by
I will burn in hell.
The fiery pits await.
I'll read my poems.
The other sinners
will scream with pure agony
to hear my verses.
Satan will love me.
We will be the best of pals.
My demon buddy.
by
You think it's bad, but
it's not the Lord's name in vain
if I am sincere.
by
YouTube stole my life.
Goddamn those funny kittens.
And now I am old.
by
It's too much to ask.
I want a phone that's a phone.
Exploding Jello.
by
Fucking Java script.
It has been deemed outdated.
Google go to hell!
by
Sometimes I over-
use anthropomorphism
so I'll orgasm.
by