Someone needs brownies.
Made with sweet magic butter.
Embrace the sweet calm.
by
I am an asshole?
That is way over the top.
You need to chill out.
by Anonymous Poet
prayer won out but
either way i got mad, so
think about road rage
you may be a jerk
remorseless sociopath
but if you piss off
a vanilla guy
with bipolar he just might
go nuts ans scratch
the, paint or more, theres
always someone more evil
than youraelf, ask Elric
Stormbringer..."I was more evil
than thou" chaos howling through the ether
by vhs
i feel the anger
and i wish i could reach over
the screen and pinch
your cheek, box your ears
and much worse, instead ill debate
if i should put
a black magick curse
on you or pray for you, oh
decisions, decision
ill know something worked if you cease to post or cease to be an asshole
by vhs
smart but evil, he
had no remorse, stuck here for
years and crafted the
small reality
hed made for himself here
me, i voted for trump
thats evil
by Anonymous Poet
besides if you like
i can always get a shovel
and make you a hole
by vhs
right, i accept me
i have fun here, im having
fun, you cant steal that
and im kinda evil myself so you
got good company
by vhs
Accept it Donnie
Smart people do not like you
Go back to your hole
by Anonymous Poet
dont get me started
on green girls with dymbionts on
their heads who were mages
but got turned into
horrors but sort of back into
themselves but still green
by vhs
well that dick joke came
from under the bridge but i aint
no billy goats gruff
by vhs
I didn't love her
when she used to be pretty.
And now that she's fat...
by
I'd be filthy rich
if being an asshole were
a real profession.
by
vhs, do you
let your penis dangle out
of your zipper when
walking in public?
by
Rancid queef biscuits.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
Massengill sauce.
by
youre just being a
vogon or impersonating
me pissed off on
something stupid :p
by vhs
I have been at this
for almost an hour now.
That is good enough.
by Anonymous Poet
Defibrillated
x-rated elongated
Frankenstein scandal.
by
You should memorize
the periodic table
by tomorrow night.
by
How long can one live
on a diet of Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper?
by
History channel
trailer park Pabst Blue Ribbon
armchair physicist.
by
Laser genital
surgical reconstruction
balloon animals.
by
I will burn in hell.
The fiery pits await.
I'll read my poems.
The other sinners
will scream with pure agony
to hear my verses.
Satan will love me.
We will be the best of pals.
My demon buddy.
by
You think it's bad, but
it's not the Lord's name in vain
if I am sincere.
by
YouTube stole my life.
Goddamn those funny kittens.
And now I am old.
by
It's too much to ask.
I want a phone that's a phone.
Exploding Jello.
by
Fucking Java script.
It has been deemed outdated.
Google go to hell!
by
Sometimes I over-
use anthropomorphism
so I'll orgasm.
by
If ice cream could speak,
could it tell you its story
before you finish?
by
Sentient plant life.
Midichlorophyllians.
Laser weed eaters.
by
Aliens are green.
That's for photosynthesis.
They taste like lettuce.
But they lack the crunch.
Caesar dressing will not help.
Robitussin rocks!
by
Better than "Dice Clay."
Some consider him poet
I think he asshole
by Ted Nudgents sister/cousin
yes you are listen
ing to a dishwasher write
poems with mark dice
by vhs
My wife is naive.
She thinks I'm downloading porn.
But this is much worse.
by
i wonder what mark
dice would think of being all
up and haikued here
by vhs
no i just forgot
i like posting self pity
stuff as an aspect
of sides of the self
wait theres more! the end times are
a comin, no mark dice!!
by vhs of CALLE 4100
trolls, where? when did those
creatures bust out of tolkien
stories got on line?
by vhs
The trolls want you gone.
So stay to make them angry.
It will be such fun.
by
i forgot about
this place, if i stop posting
i forgot this place
for good
by vhs
long after im gone
there will be someone else who
insecure, lets some
other person get
to them, not realizing they
dont have to let them
by vhs
donT make me insert
another quarter man, im
gonna beat this here game!
by vhs
maybe my life force
is running out, warrior
needs caffiene, badly
by Anonymous Poet
its friday, call me...
Maybe? Ishmael? Waiting???
tables, or Godot?
by vhs
do you know de wae
we spit on the fake queen
i draw a big pepe
by tide pod of earth-chan
Swiper, no swiping!
Backpack, Backpack. Yum yum yum.
Where are we going?
by Skeletor of Mumm-Ra's pyramid, having a sleepover.
A tinder Haiku
You ever see one of those?
Surprise! It's a trap
by Swipedleft
Long after I'm gone
my bad haiku will live on.
That is such a shame.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Why would a porn star
bang Donald Trump for no pay?
Ask Stormy Davis.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
When I go bald. Like
I mean all the way bald, friend...
No Trump combover.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
I ran out of space
in the middle of my last
haiku. I got distracted.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Hold on just a sec...
If there's one thing I'm sure of
it's that the uni-
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)