well that dick joke came
from under the bridge but i aint
no billy goats gruff
by vhs
I didn't love her
when she used to be pretty.
And now that she's fat...
by
I'd be filthy rich
if being an asshole were
a real profession.
by
vhs, do you
let your penis dangle out
of your zipper when
walking in public?
by
Rancid queef biscuits.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
Massengill sauce.
by
youre just being a
vogon or impersonating
me pissed off on
something stupid :p
by vhs
I have been at this
for almost an hour now.
That is good enough.
by Anonymous Poet
Defibrillated
x-rated elongated
Frankenstein scandal.
by
You should memorize
the periodic table
by tomorrow night.
by
How long can one live
on a diet of Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper?
by
History channel
trailer park Pabst Blue Ribbon
armchair physicist.
by
Laser genital
surgical reconstruction
balloon animals.
by
I will burn in hell.
The fiery pits await.
I'll read my poems.
The other sinners
will scream with pure agony
to hear my verses.
Satan will love me.
We will be the best of pals.
My demon buddy.
by
You think it's bad, but
it's not the Lord's name in vain
if I am sincere.
by
YouTube stole my life.
Goddamn those funny kittens.
And now I am old.
by
It's too much to ask.
I want a phone that's a phone.
Exploding Jello.
by
Fucking Java script.
It has been deemed outdated.
Google go to hell!
by
Sometimes I over-
use anthropomorphism
so I'll orgasm.
by
If ice cream could speak,
could it tell you its story
before you finish?
by
Sentient plant life.
Midichlorophyllians.
Laser weed eaters.
by
Aliens are green.
That's for photosynthesis.
They taste like lettuce.
But they lack the crunch.
Caesar dressing will not help.
Robitussin rocks!
by
Better than "Dice Clay."
Some consider him poet
I think he asshole
by Ted Nudgents sister/cousin
yes you are listen
ing to a dishwasher write
poems with mark dice
by vhs
My wife is naive.
She thinks I'm downloading porn.
But this is much worse.
by
i wonder what mark
dice would think of being all
up and haikued here
by vhs
no i just forgot
i like posting self pity
stuff as an aspect
of sides of the self
wait theres more! the end times are
a comin, no mark dice!!
by vhs of CALLE 4100
trolls, where? when did those
creatures bust out of tolkien
stories got on line?
by vhs
The trolls want you gone.
So stay to make them angry.
It will be such fun.
by
i forgot about
this place, if i stop posting
i forgot this place
for good
by vhs
long after im gone
there will be someone else who
insecure, lets some
other person get
to them, not realizing they
dont have to let them
by vhs
donT make me insert
another quarter man, im
gonna beat this here game!
by vhs
maybe my life force
is running out, warrior
needs caffiene, badly
by Anonymous Poet
its friday, call me...
Maybe? Ishmael? Waiting???
tables, or Godot?
by vhs
do you know de wae
we spit on the fake queen
i draw a big pepe
by tide pod of earth-chan
Swiper, no swiping!
Backpack, Backpack. Yum yum yum.
Where are we going?
by Skeletor of Mumm-Ra's pyramid, having a sleepover.
A tinder Haiku
You ever see one of those?
Surprise! It's a trap
by Swipedleft
Long after I'm gone
my bad haiku will live on.
That is such a shame.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Why would a porn star
bang Donald Trump for no pay?
Ask Stormy Davis.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
When I go bald. Like
I mean all the way bald, friend...
No Trump combover.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
I ran out of space
in the middle of my last
haiku. I got distracted.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Hold on just a sec...
If there's one thing I'm sure of
it's that the uni-
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
I keep my mustard
in the fridge next to the old
takeout soy sauce packs.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Look at that big wave!
What are those things way out there?
Giant bananas?!
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
One time at band camp
my vagina ate a flute.
Nothing else to say.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
The ocean sunfish
Mola, Mola, Mola hey!
Reduced caudal fin
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Pee. Warm and sterile.
Oh, but dude please don't drink it,
Ureic acid.
by Mysterioso Aguilar of somewhere on Earth (maybe)
Ugandan Knuckles
boofing Tide pods for Jesus.
This is a real thing.
It is here and now.
The future is upon us.
You should be worried.
You should do something.
Instead you write poetry.
You are no warrior.
by
Digital feces.
But poop is just anal log.
Future coprolite.
Fossils making fossils for future fossils to unearth and write bad poetry about!
by
When you drop a log
You view porno analogue?
Do they still make that???
by
well when i sit on
the john i download too but
analogue, old school
by vhs
