Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody

ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide

i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys

oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?

screw you guys, i'm going home!

Thank you, come again

Ha ha!

the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti

keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside

creativity
must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty

life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments

I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time

ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways

....as much

Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us

Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human

something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think

still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back

yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross

and this too shall pass
cows in meadow making gas
suffr'n succotash

it sucks to be a
human at times, flawed self, and
mistakes will be made xxxx

cookie addiction
covered in a family
guy episode...yikes

Snuffleupagus
That was one drugged out Muppet
Cookie Monster too!

the shame of it all
though the message is quite true
i have misspelt hordes

so it's straya day
buy jingo and wave the flag
you hoardes of bogans

i wanted to just
keep a place alive in this
era of facebook and

so called fake news

i like mark manson
he has a website and he
is wise to ignore me

sometimes we only
miss something when we realize
it is not around

the problem with say
censorship is say a book
like naked lunch with

everything vile the
right is accusing pizza
gate, scream foul, and

double standards, but
books still sell by al franken
and bill o reilley

its not fun when the
joy of friendship is whiped out
by some angry thought

god damn life or death
is in the way of the toungue
doubled edged sword

i was on the treadmill
doing exercizes i hate
doing over and

over and want to end
the list of obligations
go north somewhere

and walden in the cold
for a bit of time then come
back i hope a changed

person

i was about to quit
i feel like that right now, i
value the person

i talk to over
this place any day, so let
vhs die off

like the format

id hate to hear on
religion and sex i need
to eat hot dogs on

friday, hail eris
but seriously i feel
not good right now cause

a barb was aimed and
a barb i shall aim no more
thats potuses job to

say stupid stuff on twitter

that does it, im not
surrounded by assholes but
i am the asshole

i need to clean up

it always creeps in
stupid comments my bad the
cock crows three times

denied

Just made a mistake
Diarrhea is like stew
Not like soup. Sorry

If I got money
Every time called an a-hole
I would be soooo rich

Lighten up anon
People will be rude sometimes
Just a part of life

But seriously
Politics has no place here
Just upsets people

We prefer fart jokes
And masturbation updates
That's just how it is.

Now you have been warned
So come back and try again
Diarrhea soup

horrified he puts the
barb away meaning it for
someone he didn't know

this place is not fun
got called an asshole by you
but, you get your wish

I wont post anymore

which one is which on
here, oh well part of the fun
gotta love these durn

Fourth Turnings

Fuck all of this shit.
What have I done with my life?
Not a Goddamn thing.

I am a math whore.
That is my official job.
There's none more evil.

Penile implants.
Balloon animal sausage.
I hope they don't pop.

Let's get back to work.
Make some bad fart joke haiku.
That's what we're here for.

Yes, you're an asshole.
But all poets are assholes.
Since the first poem.

Someone needs brownies.
Made with sweet magic butter.
Embrace the sweet calm.

I am an asshole?
That is way over the top.
You need to chill out.

prayer won out but
either way i got mad, so
think about road rage

you may be a jerk
remorseless sociopath
but if you piss off

a vanilla guy
with bipolar he just might
go nuts ans scratch

the, paint or more, theres
always someone more evil
than youraelf, ask Elric

Stormbringer..."I was more evil
than thou" chaos howling through the ether

i feel the anger
and i wish i could reach over
the screen and pinch

your cheek, box your ears
and much worse, instead ill debate
if i should put

a black magick curse
on you or pray for you, oh
decisions, decision

ill know something worked if you cease to post or cease to be an asshole

smart but evil, he
had no remorse, stuck here for
years and crafted the

small reality
hed made for himself here
me, i voted for trump

thats evil

besides if you like
i can always get a shovel
and make you a hole