Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku # 58045, February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET
by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku # 58044, February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET
by ronin
filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku # 58043, February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET
by ash
theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku # 58042, February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET
by ronin
Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku # 58041, February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku # 58040, February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET
by dvd of home
our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku # 58039, February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET
by ronin
portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku # 58038, February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET
by ronin
Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku # 58037, February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
Crying
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku # 58036, February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET
by dvd
People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku # 58035, February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET
by dvd
there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku # 58034, February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by ronin
ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku # 58033, February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET
by ronin
A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku # 58032, February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku # 58031, February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET
by ronin of delays....delays...
ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku # 58030, February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET
by ronin
Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku # 58029, February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku # 58028, February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku # 58027, February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by ronin
no
Haiku # 58026, February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET
by .
if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku # 58025, February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET
by ronin
quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku # 58024, February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku # 58023, February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku # 58022, February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET
by ronin
im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku # 58021, February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET
by ronin
the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku # 58020, February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET
by ronin
he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku # 58019, February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET
by vhs of damn woodchucks
happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku # 58018, February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET
by vhs of texas, stop
nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku # 58017, February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET
by XRumerTest
theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku # 58016, January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET
by vhs
had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku # 58015, January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET
by vhs of wisdom teeth
Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku # 58014, January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET
by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku # 58013, January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET
by vhs of and the one before too
i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku # 58012, January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku # 58011, January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET
by vhs
screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku # 58010, January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET
by cartman
Thank you, come again
Haiku # 58009, January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET
by Apoo
Ha ha!
Haiku # 58008, January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET
by Nelson Muntz
the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku # 58007, January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku # 58006, January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET
by vhs
creativity
must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku # 58005, January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku # 58004, January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET
by vhs
I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku # 58003, January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET
by vhs
ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways

....as much
Haiku # 58002, January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET
by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku # 58001, January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku # 58000, January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think
Haiku # 57999, January 27, 2018 1:40 pm ET
by vhs
still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back
Haiku # 57998, January 27, 2018 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross
Haiku # 57997, January 27, 2018 10:36 am ET
by vhs
and this too shall pass
cows in meadow making gas
suffr'n succotash
Haiku # 57996, January 27, 2018 3:20 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
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