Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 15 Days and 73970 Haikus later...

People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku # 58035, February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET
by dvd
there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku # 58034, February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by ronin
ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku # 58033, February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET
by ronin
A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku # 58032, February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku # 58031, February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET
by ronin of delays....delays...
ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku # 58030, February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET
by ronin
Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku # 58029, February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku # 58028, February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku # 58027, February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by ronin
no
Haiku # 58026, February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET
by .
if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku # 58025, February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET
by ronin
quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku # 58024, February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku # 58023, February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku # 58022, February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET
by ronin
im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku # 58021, February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET
by ronin
the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku # 58020, February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET
by ronin
he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku # 58019, February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET
by vhs of damn woodchucks
happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku # 58018, February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET
by vhs of texas, stop
nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku # 58017, February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET
by XRumerTest
theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku # 58016, January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET
by vhs
had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku # 58015, January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET
by vhs of wisdom teeth
Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku # 58014, January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET
by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku # 58013, January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET
by vhs of and the one before too
i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku # 58012, January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku # 58011, January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET
by vhs
screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku # 58010, January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET
by cartman
Thank you, come again
Haiku # 58009, January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET
by Apoo
Ha ha!
Haiku # 58008, January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET
by Nelson Muntz
the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku # 58007, January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku # 58006, January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET
by vhs
creativity
must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku # 58005, January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku # 58004, January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET
by vhs
I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku # 58003, January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET
by vhs
ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways

....as much
Haiku # 58002, January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET
by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku # 58001, January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku # 58000, January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think
Haiku # 57999, January 27, 2018 1:40 pm ET
by vhs
still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back
Haiku # 57998, January 27, 2018 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross
Haiku # 57997, January 27, 2018 10:36 am ET
by vhs
and this too shall pass
cows in meadow making gas
suffr'n succotash
Haiku # 57996, January 27, 2018 3:20 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
it sucks to be a
human at times, flawed self, and
mistakes will be made xxxx
Haiku # 57995, January 26, 2018 1:00 pm ET
by vhs
cookie addiction
covered in a family
guy episode...yikes
Haiku # 57994, January 26, 2018 10:18 am ET
by vhs
Snuffleupagus
That was one drugged out Muppet
Cookie Monster too!
Haiku # 57993, January 26, 2018 1:10 am ET
by ....
the shame of it all
though the message is quite true
i have misspelt hordes
Haiku # 57992, January 25, 2018 11:25 pm ET
by ash
so it's straya day
buy jingo and wave the flag
you hoardes of bogans
Haiku # 57991, January 25, 2018 11:23 pm ET
by ash
i wanted to just
keep a place alive in this
era of facebook and

so called fake news
Haiku # 57990, January 25, 2018 12:19 pm ET
by js
i like mark manson
he has a website and he
is wise to ignore me
Haiku # 57989, January 25, 2018 11:55 am ET
by beatmax
sometimes we only
miss something when we realize
it is not around
Haiku # 57988, January 25, 2018 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the problem with say
censorship is say a book
like naked lunch with

everything vile the
right is accusing pizza
gate, scream foul, and

double standards, but
books still sell by al franken
and bill o reilley
Haiku # 57987, January 25, 2018 11:36 am ET
by betamax
its not fun when the
joy of friendship is whiped out
by some angry thought

god damn life or death
is in the way of the toungue
doubled edged sword
Haiku # 57986, January 25, 2018 11:33 am ET
by js
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