Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 214 Days and 77128 Haiku later...

Start mining asteroids
The glut of precious metals
Would destabilize the economy
The solution
Don't tell anybody about it
That way prices stay fixed
The rich get richer...
And cool spaceships too!
Haiku # 58059, February 19, 2018 12:01 am ET
by Deep Space of Solar Warden
the so called right hand
path often has wolves in sheepcs
clothing, um kittens
Haiku # 58058, February 18, 2018 12:41 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder if peeps
still make fausts bargain or the
devil is seen as

a cisgender white
male entity that is not
real now, blessed be
Haiku # 58057, February 18, 2018 11:00 am ET
by ronin
those who live in the
country, orange coats, 12
gauge, deer hunting, beer

cribbage, deer camps, snow
chili in the morning tree
stands, family, past

Haiku # 58056, February 18, 2018 10:58 am ET
by ronin of politics, religion, sex
grilled chicken pizza
changed my life for the better
wish I had one now
Haiku # 58055, February 18, 2018 4:14 am ET
by Adorable Kittens of Roadchemin
truck bumper sticker...
Warns us all, "don't tread on me"
fat white guy driving

Dudes like him suck balls
he's not persecuted here
But feels like he is

Because he wants more....
More beer, bullets and pussy
But he can't get it

Ugly idiot
He has to blame somebody
It's Obama's fault
Haiku # 58054, February 17, 2018 10:53 am ET
by Concerned American
second amendment
fatal anachronistic
penis substitute
Haiku # 58053, February 17, 2018 6:24 am ET
by ash
it's a weebly world
sit around and chew the fat
pilled to the eyeballs
Haiku # 58052, February 17, 2018 6:16 am ET
by ash
the servers of the
past flotsam, jetsam, seen as
reminders like old

foundations of homes
once there, old websites of how
life once was building
Haiku # 58051, February 16, 2018 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
great work
Haiku # 58050, February 16, 2018 7:09 am ET
by Jeremy jackson of Austin
the time grows short with
each passing day but human
nature doth not change
Haiku # 58049, February 15, 2018 2:17 pm ET
by ronin
the illusion of
control brought to you by man
made technology
Haiku # 58048, February 15, 2018 10:52 am ET
by ronin
two swords drawn, two men
stare at each other waiting
for their time of death
Haiku # 58047, February 14, 2018 11:25 pm ET
by ronin
Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku # 58046, February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET
by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku # 58045, February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET
by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku # 58044, February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET
by ronin
filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku # 58043, February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET
by ash
theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku # 58042, February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET
by ronin
Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku # 58041, February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku # 58040, February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET
by dvd of home
our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku # 58039, February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET
by ronin
portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku # 58038, February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET
by ronin
Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku # 58037, February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku # 58036, February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET
by dvd
People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku # 58035, February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET
by dvd
there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku # 58034, February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by ronin
ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku # 58033, February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET
by ronin
A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku # 58032, February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku # 58031, February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET
by ronin of delays....delays...
ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku # 58030, February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET
by ronin
Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku # 58029, February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku # 58028, February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku # 58027, February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by ronin
Haiku # 58026, February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET
by .
if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku # 58025, February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET
by ronin
quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku # 58024, February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku # 58023, February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku # 58022, February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET
by ronin
im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku # 58021, February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET
by ronin
the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku # 58020, February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET
by ronin
he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku # 58019, February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET
by vhs of damn woodchucks
happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku # 58018, February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET
by vhs of texas, stop
nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku # 58017, February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET
by XRumerTest
theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku # 58016, January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET
by vhs
had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku # 58015, January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET
by vhs of wisdom teeth
Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku # 58014, January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET
by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku # 58013, January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET
by vhs of and the one before too
i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku # 58012, January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku # 58011, January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET
by vhs
screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku # 58010, January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET
by cartman
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