BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
315 Days
68105 Haikus
the so called right hand
path often has wolves in sheepcs
clothing, um kittens
Haiku #58058, by ronin
February 18, 2018 12:41 pm ET

i wonder if peeps
still make fausts bargain or the
devil is seen as

a cisgender white
male entity that is not
real now, blessed be
Haiku #58057, by ronin
February 18, 2018 11:00 am ET

those who live in the
country, orange coats, 12
gauge, deer hunting, beer

cribbage, deer camps, snow
chili in the morning tree
stands, family, past

Haiku #58056, by ronin of politics, religion, sex
February 18, 2018 10:58 am ET

grilled chicken pizza
changed my life for the better
wish I had one now
Haiku #58055, by Adorable Kittens of Roadchemin
February 18, 2018 4:14 am ET

truck bumper sticker...
Warns us all, "don't tread on me"
fat white guy driving

Dudes like him suck balls
he's not persecuted here
But feels like he is

Because he wants more....
More beer, bullets and pussy
But he can't get it

Ugly idiot
He has to blame somebody
It's Obama's fault
Haiku #58054, by Concerned American
February 17, 2018 10:53 am ET

second amendment
fatal anachronistic
penis substitute
Haiku #58053, by ash
February 17, 2018 6:24 am ET

it's a weebly world
sit around and chew the fat
pilled to the eyeballs
Haiku #58052, by ash
February 17, 2018 6:16 am ET

the servers of the
past flotsam, jetsam, seen as
reminders like old

foundations of homes
once there, old websites of how
life once was building
Haiku #58051, by Anonymous Poet
February 16, 2018 11:04 am ET

great work
Haiku #58050, by Jeremy jackson of Austin
February 16, 2018 7:09 am ET

the time grows short with
each passing day but human
nature doth not change
Haiku #58049, by ronin
February 15, 2018 2:17 pm ET

the illusion of
control brought to you by man
made technology
Haiku #58048, by ronin
February 15, 2018 10:52 am ET

two swords drawn, two men
stare at each other waiting
for their time of death
Haiku #58047, by ronin
February 14, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku #58046, by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET

Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku #58045, by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET

some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku #58044, by ronin
February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET

filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku #58043, by ash
February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET

theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku #58042, by ronin
February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET

Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku #58041, by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET

She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku #58040, by dvd of home
February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET

our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku #58039, by ronin
February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET

portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku #58038, by ronin
February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET

Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku #58037, by Adam Ben Adam
February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET

We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku #58036, by dvd
February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET

People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku #58035, by dvd
February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET

there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku #58034, by ronin
February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET

ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku #58033, by ronin
February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET

A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku #58032, by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET

this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku #58031, by ronin of delays....delays...
February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET

ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku #58030, by ronin
February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET

Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku #58029, by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET

A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku #58028, by Adorable Kittens
February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET

maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku #58027, by ronin
February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Haiku #58026, by .
February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET

if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku #58025, by ronin
February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET

quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku #58024, by ronin
February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET

the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku #58023, by ronin
February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET

paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku #58022, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET

im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku #58021, by ronin
February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET

the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku #58020, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET

he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku #58019, by vhs of damn woodchucks
February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET

happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku #58018, by vhs of texas, stop
February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET

nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku #58017, by XRumerTest
February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET

theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku #58016, by vhs
January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET

had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku #58015, by vhs of wisdom teeth
January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET

Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku #58014, by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET

ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku #58013, by vhs of and the one before too
January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET

i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku #58012, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET

oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku #58011, by vhs
January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET

screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku #58010, by cartman
January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET

Thank you, come again
Haiku #58009, by Apoo
January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET