BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
68534 Haikus
im told that gen x
was worn out by the time it
gets old...what now when?
Haiku #58093, by roni
February 27, 2018 10:21 am ET

so do i do the
usual let this all go
or silly prayer run?
Haiku #58092, by Anonymous Poet
February 26, 2018 8:05 pm ET

i hope somehow that
this place keeps on keeping on
but i know the deal...
Haiku #58091, by ronin
February 26, 2018 11:05 am ET

i had a story
idea for a vampiress turned
dhampir but she gets

the futuristic
dark elf guy
Haiku #58090, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2018 11:45 pm ET

That last post is a better love
Story than Twilight
Went to see it with a friend
Female of course
2 very very boring hours of my life
Haiku #58089, by Reverse Vampire
February 25, 2018 12:03 pm ET

alas i knew a story
four vampire wives playing
games with the man who

turned them...nancy kil
patrick wrote it, funniest
vamp story since twilight
Haiku #58088, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2018 11:13 am ET

commander in chef
please give abundant relief
love, make us shock proof
Haiku #58087, by &
February 25, 2018 3:02 am ET

My dad once met a polygamist
From Pakistan with many wives
My dad told him he was jealous
After all he must have sex all the time
The man sighed and said
No sir I am jealous of you
I would gladly give up the sex
To not be nagged constantly
Haiku #58086, by dvd
February 24, 2018 10:31 pm ET

i stand aside from
history taking it's place
watching and waiting
Haiku #58085, by ronin
February 23, 2018 12:42 pm ET

if someone doesnt
know the past then the past will
repeat itself meh
Haiku #58084, by ronin
February 23, 2018 10:49 am ET

"I hight Don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine, I never know sadness, but only a madness that burns at the heart and the brain. I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman, angelic, demonic, divine. Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon that brims with ambrosial wine."

~ Jack Parsons, co-founder of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Haiku #58083, by Fulmonite of Mercury
February 22, 2018 8:22 pm ET

Didn't realize
I've been sleeping in a bed
Full of broken glass
This is not a metaphor
Haiku #58082, by dvd
February 22, 2018 5:07 pm ET

the magick has to
still go on despite the odds
arrayed against it
Haiku #58081, by ronin
February 22, 2018 1:46 pm ET

billy graham has died
today, saw it in a quick
second hand screen shot
Haiku #58080, by ronin
February 21, 2018 11:45 pm ET

alas it is up to
the boss, i want to keep on
haikuing right on
Haiku #58079, by ronin
February 21, 2018 11:37 pm ET

Crustacean soufflé.
One hundred dollar breakfast.
Just because fuck you.
Haiku #58078, by
February 21, 2018 6:22 pm ET

Enormous jizz load.
Cappuccino froth surprise.
Coffee shop hijinks.
Haiku #58077, by
February 21, 2018 6:19 pm ET

This will not go well.
Already it's got errors.
It cannot be fixed.
Haiku #58076, by
February 21, 2018 6:11 pm ET

still sometimes beyond
all hope, all just saying fuck
it, letting go, boom...

it gets right again
Haiku #58075, by ronin
February 21, 2018 1:46 pm ET

my own body is
fighting me, I try to make
new words, new paths, new

life, three steps back, and
if i died i still think most
folks would only think

of the beer in their
hands, talking about the next
gossip, moving on
Haiku #58074, by ronin
February 21, 2018 1:41 pm ET

i fear this to be
abandoned like the old sears
stores, empty buildings
Haiku #58073, by roni
February 20, 2018 11:07 pm ET

i feel like the whole
resistance is a shell to
imprison spirits
Haiku #58072, by ronin
February 20, 2018 3:53 pm ET

i mean who is 5his
crazy alex jones guy to speak
for me, is he mad?

insane, orvmaking
money off of whatvhe does
and what the hellvdo

we need trigger things
for? this generation needs
a drill instructor

then some counseling!
Haiku #58071, by ronin of im oversensitive, i know
February 20, 2018 1:05 pm ET

i think its time to
rise up and confront mob left
leaning ignorance and

fear by confronting
spiritual warfare, and the
whole casting out thing
Haiku #58070, by ronin
February 20, 2018 1:02 pm ET

id hate to say bye
to this place but all things die
beloved but gone on
Haiku #58069, by Anonymous Poet
February 20, 2018 11:38 am ET

well im sad about
a lot of changes resigned to
weird evangelistic

belief memes and
seeing the world homogenize
socially in war
Haiku #58068, by roni
February 19, 2018 11:21 pm ET

google has in
their need to update their stuff
break out the vinyl

Haiku #58067, by ronin
February 19, 2018 11:10 pm ET

Offworld Groups! Deep State!
Vaccines! GMOs! Chem Trails!
Everything's scary
Haiku #58066, by Alex Jones of complete sobriety
February 19, 2018 9:21 pm ET

Alex Jones drunk and high
Is interesting as it is
Not sure I'd wanna be around him
After a couple hits of acid though
I would strongly recommend
Hiding in a locked closet
For those 10 hours or so
To avoid being eaten alive
Haiku #58065, by Microdose of LSD
February 19, 2018 9:17 pm ET

Did you know that Saint
Nicolas was at the Council
Of Nycaea?
He punched a guy in the face
Haiku #58064, by Deep Dish
February 19, 2018 9:15 pm ET

i thought it was
satanists on mars with those
reptilians and those

other aliens
from plan nine and santa claus
helped defeat them all
Haiku #58063, by alex jones on acid of aka ronin
February 19, 2018 10:46 am ET

Ferengi Sex Trade
Black Market without any
Clients having eyes
Haiku #58062, by Data of The Enterprise
February 19, 2018 9:01 am ET

expansion into space
ferengi, gold pressed bar of
latinum in box
Haiku #58061, by ronin
February 19, 2018 6:31 am ET

Say what you will about
Supporters of Trump
But they're pretty much
The "ideal best friend"
Can say and do
Pretty much whatever
But they still support
Like a very understanding friend
Haiku #58060, by Deep Dish of its important to hold your friends to the highest standard
February 19, 2018 4:15 am ET

Start mining asteroids
The glut of precious metals
Would destabilize the economy
The solution
Don't tell anybody about it
That way prices stay fixed
The rich get richer...
And cool spaceships too!
Haiku #58059, by Deep Space of Solar Warden
February 19, 2018 12:01 am ET

the so called right hand
path often has wolves in sheepcs
clothing, um kittens
Haiku #58058, by ronin
February 18, 2018 12:41 pm ET

i wonder if peeps
still make fausts bargain or the
devil is seen as

a cisgender white
male entity that is not
real now, blessed be
Haiku #58057, by ronin
February 18, 2018 11:00 am ET

those who live in the
country, orange coats, 12
gauge, deer hunting, beer

cribbage, deer camps, snow
chili in the morning tree
stands, family, past

Haiku #58056, by ronin of politics, religion, sex
February 18, 2018 10:58 am ET

grilled chicken pizza
changed my life for the better
wish I had one now
Haiku #58055, by Adorable Kittens of Roadchemin
February 18, 2018 4:14 am ET

truck bumper sticker...
Warns us all, "don't tread on me"
fat white guy driving

Dudes like him suck balls
he's not persecuted here
But feels like he is

Because he wants more....
More beer, bullets and pussy
But he can't get it

Ugly idiot
He has to blame somebody
It's Obama's fault
Haiku #58054, by Concerned American
February 17, 2018 10:53 am ET

second amendment
fatal anachronistic
penis substitute
Haiku #58053, by ash
February 17, 2018 6:24 am ET

it's a weebly world
sit around and chew the fat
pilled to the eyeballs
Haiku #58052, by ash
February 17, 2018 6:16 am ET

the servers of the
past flotsam, jetsam, seen as
reminders like old

foundations of homes
once there, old websites of how
life once was building
Haiku #58051, by Anonymous Poet
February 16, 2018 11:04 am ET

great work
Haiku #58050, by Jeremy jackson of Austin
February 16, 2018 7:09 am ET

the time grows short with
each passing day but human
nature doth not change
Haiku #58049, by ronin
February 15, 2018 2:17 pm ET

the illusion of
control brought to you by man
made technology
Haiku #58048, by ronin
February 15, 2018 10:52 am ET

two swords drawn, two men
stare at each other waiting
for their time of death
Haiku #58047, by ronin
February 14, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku #58046, by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET

Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku #58045, by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET

some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku #58044, by ronin
February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET