A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
Haiku #58111, by Anonymous Poet March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
My dad once met a polygamist
From Pakistan with many wives
My dad told him he was jealous
After all he must have sex all the time
The man sighed and said
No sir I am jealous of you
I would gladly give up the sex
To not be nagged constantly
Haiku #58086, by dvd February 24, 2018 10:31 pm ET
i stand aside from
history taking it's place
watching and waiting
Haiku #58085, by ronin February 23, 2018 12:42 pm ET
if someone doesnt
know the past then the past will
repeat itself meh
Haiku #58084, by ronin February 23, 2018 10:49 am ET
"I hight Don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine, I never know sadness, but only a madness that burns at the heart and the brain. I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman, angelic, demonic, divine. Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon that brims with ambrosial wine."
~ Jack Parsons, co-founder of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Haiku #58083, by Fulmonite of Mercury February 22, 2018 8:22 pm ET
Didn't realize
I've been sleeping in a bed
Full of broken glass
This is not a metaphor