BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
69 Days
69695 Haikus
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku #58127, by Deep Space
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku #58126, by Anonymous Poet
March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET

i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku #58125, by ronin
March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET

Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku #58124, by Anonymous Poet
March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET

it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku #58123, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET

hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku #58122, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET

Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku #58121, by Butthead
March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET

hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku #58120, by ronin
March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET

i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku #58119, by ronin
March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET

when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku #58118, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET

i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku #58117, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET

well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku #58116, by ronin
March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET

It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku #58115, by Anonymoose Prophet
March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET

well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku #58114, by vhs
March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET

i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku #58113, by ronin
March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET

ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku #58112, by ronin
March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET

A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
Haiku #58111, by Anonymous Poet
March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET

i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku #58110, by ronin
March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET

What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku #58109, by Adorable Kittens
March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET

The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku #58108, by
March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET

i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku #58107, by Anonymous Poet
March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET

quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku #58106, by ash
March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET

here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
Haiku #58105, by ronin
March 2, 2018 11:19 am ET

well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore
Haiku #58104, by ronin
March 2, 2018 11:00 am ET

Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
Haiku #58103, by Adorable Kittens
March 2, 2018 3:10 am ET

I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
Haiku #58102, by ronin
March 1, 2018 1:17 pm ET

I cleaned up the beach.
No one will thank me for it.
More trash floats back in.
Haiku #58101, by
February 28, 2018 9:16 pm ET

The drunken old man
sings like a drunken old man.
Karaoke night.
Haiku #58100, by
February 28, 2018 9:14 pm ET

Peering from alleys.
Searching for the next victim.
Cash, pussy, or both.
Haiku #58099, by
February 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET

Homeless drug addict.
Mind gone, filthy and diseased.
Dry humps the sidewalk.
Haiku #58098, by
February 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET

I think I hate you.
You can fuck me for money.
I'm a prostitute.
Haiku #58097, by
February 28, 2018 9:05 pm ET

She makes me vomit.
If you smelled her, you would too.
The flies stay away.
Haiku #58096, by
February 28, 2018 8:59 pm ET

it is said that your
family means well but sometimes
forgets you are grown
Haiku #58095, by ronin
February 28, 2018 11:49 am ET

I suppose I'll have
to say goodbye to this place
come around march 30
Haiku #58094, by ronin
February 28, 2018 11:04 am ET

im told that gen x
was worn out by the time it
gets old...what now when?
Haiku #58093, by roni
February 27, 2018 10:21 am ET

so do i do the
usual let this all go
or silly prayer run?
Haiku #58092, by Anonymous Poet
February 26, 2018 8:05 pm ET

i hope somehow that
this place keeps on keeping on
but i know the deal...
Haiku #58091, by ronin
February 26, 2018 11:05 am ET

i had a story
idea for a vampiress turned
dhampir but she gets

the futuristic
dark elf guy
Haiku #58090, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2018 11:45 pm ET

That last post is a better love
Story than Twilight
Went to see it with a friend
Female of course
2 very very boring hours of my life
Haiku #58089, by Reverse Vampire
February 25, 2018 12:03 pm ET

alas i knew a story
four vampire wives playing
games with the man who

turned them...nancy kil
patrick wrote it, funniest
vamp story since twilight
Haiku #58088, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2018 11:13 am ET

commander in chef
please give abundant relief
love, make us shock proof
Haiku #58087, by &
February 25, 2018 3:02 am ET

My dad once met a polygamist
From Pakistan with many wives
My dad told him he was jealous
After all he must have sex all the time
The man sighed and said
No sir I am jealous of you
I would gladly give up the sex
To not be nagged constantly
Haiku #58086, by dvd
February 24, 2018 10:31 pm ET

i stand aside from
history taking it's place
watching and waiting
Haiku #58085, by ronin
February 23, 2018 12:42 pm ET

if someone doesnt
know the past then the past will
repeat itself meh
Haiku #58084, by ronin
February 23, 2018 10:49 am ET

"I hight Don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine, I never know sadness, but only a madness that burns at the heart and the brain. I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman, angelic, demonic, divine. Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon that brims with ambrosial wine."

~ Jack Parsons, co-founder of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Haiku #58083, by Fulmonite of Mercury
February 22, 2018 8:22 pm ET

Didn't realize
I've been sleeping in a bed
Full of broken glass
This is not a metaphor
Haiku #58082, by dvd
February 22, 2018 5:07 pm ET

the magick has to
still go on despite the odds
arrayed against it
Haiku #58081, by ronin
February 22, 2018 1:46 pm ET

billy graham has died
today, saw it in a quick
second hand screen shot
Haiku #58080, by ronin
February 21, 2018 11:45 pm ET

alas it is up to
the boss, i want to keep on
haikuing right on
Haiku #58079, by ronin
February 21, 2018 11:37 pm ET

Crustacean soufflé.
One hundred dollar breakfast.
Just because fuck you.
Haiku #58078, by
February 21, 2018 6:22 pm ET