State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss
and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at
mc....don...alds
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
by Adorable Kittens
*ACCORDION SOLO*
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...
The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time
where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most
1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent
Also, he was smart
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as
Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till
it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put
a stop to this place
as well
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
by ronin
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
by Anonymous Poet
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
by ronin
What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
by Adorable Kittens
The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
by
i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
by Anonymous Poet
quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
by ash
here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say
v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31
sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
by ronin
well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to
be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover
this version of that
program anymore
by ronin
Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
by Adorable Kittens
I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
by ronin
I cleaned up the beach.
No one will thank me for it.
More trash floats back in.
by
The drunken old man
sings like a drunken old man.
Karaoke night.
by
Peering from alleys.
Searching for the next victim.
Cash, pussy, or both.
by
Homeless drug addict.
Mind gone, filthy and diseased.
Dry humps the sidewalk.
by
I think I hate you.
You can fuck me for money.
I'm a prostitute.
by
She makes me vomit.
If you smelled her, you would too.
The flies stay away.
by
it is said that your
family means well but sometimes
forgets you are grown
by ronin
I suppose I'll have
to say goodbye to this place
come around march 30
by ronin
im told that gen x
was worn out by the time it
gets old...what now when?
by roni
so do i do the
usual let this all go
or silly prayer run?
by Anonymous Poet
i hope somehow that
this place keeps on keeping on
but i know the deal...
by ronin
i had a story
idea for a vampiress turned
dhampir but she gets
the futuristic
dark elf guy
by Anonymous Poet
That last post is a better love
Story than Twilight
Went to see it with a friend
Female of course
2 very very boring hours of my life
by Reverse Vampire
alas i knew a story
four vampire wives playing
games with the man who
turned them...nancy kil
patrick wrote it, funniest
vamp story since twilight
by Anonymous Poet
commander in chef
please give abundant relief
love, make us shock proof
by &