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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 65 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku # 58137 March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku # 58136 March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at

mc....don...alds
Haiku # 58135 March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku # 58134 March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
*ACCORDION SOLO*
Haiku # 58133 March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku # 58132 March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku # 58131 March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku # 58130 March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku # 58129 March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku # 58128 March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku # 58127 March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku # 58126 March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku # 58125 March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku # 58124 March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku # 58123 March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku # 58122 March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku # 58121 March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku # 58120 March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku # 58119 March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku # 58118 March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku # 58117 March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku # 58116 March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku # 58115 March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku # 58114 March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku # 58113 March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku # 58112 March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET
by ronin
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
Haiku # 58111 March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku # 58110 March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET
by ronin
What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku # 58109 March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku # 58108 March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET
by
i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku # 58107 March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku # 58106 March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET
by ash
here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
Haiku # 58105 March 2, 2018 11:19 am ET
by ronin
well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore
Haiku # 58104 March 2, 2018 11:00 am ET
by ronin
Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
Haiku # 58103 March 2, 2018 3:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
Haiku # 58102 March 1, 2018 1:17 pm ET
by ronin
I cleaned up the beach.
No one will thank me for it.
More trash floats back in.
Haiku # 58101 February 28, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by
The drunken old man
sings like a drunken old man.
Karaoke night.
Haiku # 58100 February 28, 2018 9:14 pm ET
by
Peering from alleys.
Searching for the next victim.
Cash, pussy, or both.
Haiku # 58099 February 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by
Homeless drug addict.
Mind gone, filthy and diseased.
Dry humps the sidewalk.
Haiku # 58098 February 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET
by
I think I hate you.
You can fuck me for money.
I'm a prostitute.
Haiku # 58097 February 28, 2018 9:05 pm ET
by
She makes me vomit.
If you smelled her, you would too.
The flies stay away.
Haiku # 58096 February 28, 2018 8:59 pm ET
by
it is said that your
family means well but sometimes
forgets you are grown
Haiku # 58095 February 28, 2018 11:49 am ET
by ronin
I suppose I'll have
to say goodbye to this place
come around march 30
Haiku # 58094 February 28, 2018 11:04 am ET
by ronin
im told that gen x
was worn out by the time it
gets old...what now when?
Haiku # 58093 February 27, 2018 10:21 am ET
by roni
so do i do the
usual let this all go
or silly prayer run?
Haiku # 58092 February 26, 2018 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i hope somehow that
this place keeps on keeping on
but i know the deal...
Haiku # 58091 February 26, 2018 11:05 am ET
by ronin
i had a story
idea for a vampiress turned
dhampir but she gets

the futuristic
dark elf guy
Haiku # 58090 February 25, 2018 11:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
That last post is a better love
Story than Twilight
Went to see it with a friend
Female of course
2 very very boring hours of my life
Haiku # 58089 February 25, 2018 12:03 pm ET
by Reverse Vampire
alas i knew a story
four vampire wives playing
games with the man who

turned them...nancy kil
patrick wrote it, funniest
vamp story since twilight
Haiku # 58088 February 25, 2018 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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