joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke

And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.

The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.

Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.

The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.

We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.

I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.

I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.

I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.

Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!

Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.

All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.

I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.

we shall see then

i dont

i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes

State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children

and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at

mc....don...alds

Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude

*ACCORDION SOLO*

OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus

and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???

With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"

just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them

i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die

Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart

I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.

i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...

Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue

it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on

hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake

Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".

hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it

i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers

when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill

i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed

well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well

It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit

well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...

i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...

ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff

A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!

i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...

What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...

The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.

i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on

quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel

here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know

well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore

Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion