Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58165
What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

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Haiku #58165
Posted: March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET
Poet & location: $39.99 of Bargainville