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Haiku # 58178, March 20, 2018 9:09 am ET
by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
Haiku # 58177, March 19, 2018 9:00 pm ET
Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
Haiku # 58176, March 19, 2018 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
Haiku # 58175, March 19, 2018 4:53 pm ET
by bob la of seattle
then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
Haiku # 58174, March 19, 2018 11:09 am ET
by ronin
Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
Haiku # 58173, March 19, 2018 2:04 am ET
The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
Haiku # 58172, March 19, 2018 2:02 am ET
Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
Haiku # 58171, March 19, 2018 2:01 am ET
On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku # 58170, March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET
The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku # 58169, March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET
well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

Haiku # 58168, March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET
by ronin
haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku # 58167, March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Broetic Justice
I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
Haiku # 58166, March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET
by of
What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
Haiku # 58165, March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET
by $39.99 of Bargainville
well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
Haiku # 58164, March 17, 2018 11:53 am ET
by ronin
breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
Haiku # 58163, March 17, 2018 10:47 am ET
by ronin
You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku # 58162, March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET
by Carrot Cake
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku # 58161, March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Free for all
Haiku # 58160, March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET
by Dork
Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku # 58159, March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku # 58158, March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku # 58157, March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku # 58156, March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku # 58155, March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku # 58154, March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku # 58153, March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku # 58152, March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku # 58151, March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku # 58150, March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku # 58149, March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku # 58148, March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku # 58147, March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku # 58146, March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku # 58145, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku # 58144, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku # 58143, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku # 58142, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku # 58141, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku # 58140, March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET
we shall see then
Haiku # 58139, March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET
by ronin
i dont
Haiku # 58138, March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku # 58137, March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku # 58136, March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock

Haiku # 58135, March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku # 58134, March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
Haiku # 58133, March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku # 58132, March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku # 58131, March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku # 58130, March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku # 58129, March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
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