Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Teddy Bridgewater
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
by
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
by
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
by
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha
even the idea of the Buddha
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
by
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
by
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
by
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
by
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
by
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
by
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
by
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
by
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
by
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
by
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
by
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
by
we shall see then
by ronin
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss
and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at
mc....don...alds
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
by Adorable Kittens
*ACCORDION SOLO*
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...
The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time
where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most
1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent
Also, he was smart
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as
Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till
it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put
a stop to this place
as well
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
by ronin
