A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!