Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku # 58155, March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku # 58154, March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku # 58153, March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku # 58152, March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku # 58151, March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku # 58150, March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku # 58149, March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku # 58148, March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku # 58147, March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku # 58146, March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku # 58145, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku # 58144, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku # 58143, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku # 58142, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku # 58141, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku # 58140, March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET
we shall see then
Haiku # 58139, March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET
by ronin
i dont
Haiku # 58138, March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku # 58137, March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku # 58136, March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock

Haiku # 58135, March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku # 58134, March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
Haiku # 58133, March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku # 58132, March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku # 58131, March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku # 58130, March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku # 58129, March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku # 58128, March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku # 58127, March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku # 58126, March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku # 58125, March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku # 58124, March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku # 58123, March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku # 58122, March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku # 58121, March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku # 58120, March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku # 58119, March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku # 58118, March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku # 58117, March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku # 58116, March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku # 58115, March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku # 58114, March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku # 58113, March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku # 58112, March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET
by ronin
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
Haiku # 58111, March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku # 58110, March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET
by ronin
What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku # 58109, March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku # 58108, March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET
i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku # 58107, March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku # 58106, March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET
by ash
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