Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku # 58157 March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku # 58156 March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET
by
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku # 58155 March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
by
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku # 58154 March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku # 58153 March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku # 58152 March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku # 58151 March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
by
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku # 58150 March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
by
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku # 58149 March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
by
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku # 58148 March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
by
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku # 58147 March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
by
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku # 58146 March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
by
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku # 58145 March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
by
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku # 58144 March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
by
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku # 58143 March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
by
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku # 58142 March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
by
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku # 58141 March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
by
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku # 58140 March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET
by
we shall see then
Haiku # 58139 March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET
by ronin
i dont
Haiku # 58138 March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku # 58137 March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku # 58136 March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at

mc....don...alds
Haiku # 58135 March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku # 58134 March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
*ACCORDION SOLO*
Haiku # 58133 March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku # 58132 March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku # 58131 March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku # 58130 March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku # 58129 March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku # 58128 March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku # 58127 March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku # 58126 March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku # 58125 March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku # 58124 March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku # 58123 March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku # 58122 March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku # 58121 March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku # 58120 March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku # 58119 March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku # 58118 March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku # 58117 March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku # 58116 March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku # 58115 March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku # 58114 March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku # 58113 March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by ronin
ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku # 58112 March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET
by ronin
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
Haiku # 58111 March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku # 58110 March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET
by ronin
What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku # 58109 March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku # 58108 March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET
by
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