Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
by
The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
by
Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
by
On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
by
The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
by
well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well
EXPLORED BY PEOPLE ON
YOUTUBE WHEN EMPTY AND
THAT IS KINDA COOL!
by ronin
haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
by Broetic Justice
I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.
But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.
Happy St. Patty's Day!
{Barf!}
by of
What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?
Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.
Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!
Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
by $39.99 of Bargainville
well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...
in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like
"CORE IS ALL ALL IS..."
this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what
happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...
and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
by ronin
breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
by ronin
You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
by Carrot Cake
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Teddy Bridgewater
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
by
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
by
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
by
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha
even the idea of the Buddha
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
by
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
by
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
by
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
by
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
by
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
by
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
by
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
by
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
by
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
by
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
by
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
by
we shall see then
by ronin
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss
and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at
mc....don...alds
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
by Adorable Kittens
*ACCORDION SOLO*
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...
The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time
where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most
1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent
Also, he was smart
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
by Anonymous Poet
