BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku #58170, by
March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET

The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku #58169, by
March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET

well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

Haiku #58168, by ronin
March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET

haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku #58167, by Broetic Justice
March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET

I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
Haiku #58166, by of
March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET

What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
Haiku #58165, by $39.99 of Bargainville
March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET

well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
Haiku #58164, by ronin
March 17, 2018 11:53 am ET

breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
Haiku #58163, by ronin
March 17, 2018 10:47 am ET

You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku #58162, by Carrot Cake
March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET

Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku #58161, by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET

Free for all
Haiku #58160, by Dork
March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET

Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku #58159, by Baked Bu z
March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET

people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku #58158, by Grandma's Apple Pie
March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET

i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku #58157, by ronin
March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET

Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku #58156, by
March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET

You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku #58155, by
March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET

I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku #58154, by
March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET

it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku #58153, by ronin
March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET

joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku #58152, by ronin
March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET

And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku #58151, by
March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET

The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku #58150, by
March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET

Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku #58149, by
March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET

The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku #58148, by
March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET

We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku #58147, by
March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET

I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku #58146, by
March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET

I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku #58145, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku #58144, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku #58143, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku #58142, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET

All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku #58141, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET

I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku #58140, by
March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET

we shall see then
Haiku #58139, by ronin
March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET

i dont
Haiku #58138, by Anonymous Poet
March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET

i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku #58137, by ronin
March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET

State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku #58136, by dvd
March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET

and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock

Haiku #58135, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET

Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku #58134, by Adorable Kittens
March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET

Haiku #58133, by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET

And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku #58132, by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET

and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku #58131, by roninx
March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET

With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku #58130, by Original Covers of The Classics
March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET

just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku #58129, by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET

i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku #58128, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku #58127, by Deep Space
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku #58126, by Anonymous Poet
March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET

i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku #58125, by ronin
March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET

Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku #58124, by Anonymous Poet
March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET

it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku #58123, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET

hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku #58122, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET

Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku #58121, by Butthead
March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET