BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
336 Days
and
66187 Haikus
later...
You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku #58162, by Carrot Cake
March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET

Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku #58161, by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET

Free for all
Haiku #58160, by Dork
March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET

Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku #58159, by Baked Bu z
March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET

people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku #58158, by Grandma's Apple Pie
March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET

i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku #58157, by ronin
March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET

Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku #58156, by
March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET

You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku #58155, by
March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET

I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku #58154, by
March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET

it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku #58153, by ronin
March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET

joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku #58152, by ronin
March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET

And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku #58151, by
March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET

The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku #58150, by
March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET

Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku #58149, by
March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET

The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku #58148, by
March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET

We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku #58147, by
March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET

I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku #58146, by
March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET

I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku #58145, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku #58144, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku #58143, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku #58142, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET

All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku #58141, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET

I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku #58140, by
March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET

we shall see then
Haiku #58139, by ronin
March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET

i dont
Haiku #58138, by Anonymous Poet
March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET

i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku #58137, by ronin
March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET

State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku #58136, by dvd
March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET

and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at

mc....don...alds
Haiku #58135, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET

Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku #58134, by Adorable Kittens
March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET

*ACCORDION SOLO*
Haiku #58133, by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET

OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku #58132, by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET

and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku #58131, by roninx
March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET

With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku #58130, by Original Covers of The Classics
March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET

just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku #58129, by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET

i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku #58128, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku #58127, by Deep Space
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku #58126, by Anonymous Poet
March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET

i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku #58125, by ronin
March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET

Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku #58124, by Anonymous Poet
March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET

it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku #58123, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET

hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku #58122, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET

Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku #58121, by Butthead
March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET

hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku #58120, by ronin
March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET

i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku #58119, by ronin
March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET

when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku #58118, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET

i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku #58117, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET

well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku #58116, by ronin
March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET

It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku #58115, by Anonymoose Prophet
March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET

well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku #58114, by vhs
March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET

i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku #58113, by ronin
March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET