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Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku #58162
, by Carrot Cake
March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku #58161
, by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET
Free for all
Haiku #58160
, by Dork
March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET
Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku #58159
, by Baked Bu z
March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku #58158
, by Grandma's Apple Pie
March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku #58157
, by ronin
March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku #58156
, by
March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku #58155
, by
March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku #58154
, by
March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha
even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku #58153
, by ronin
March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku #58152
, by ronin
March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku #58151
, by
March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku #58150
, by
March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku #58149
, by
March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku #58148
, by
March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku #58147
, by
March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku #58146
, by
March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku #58145
, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku #58144
, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku #58143
, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku #58142
, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku #58141
, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku #58140
, by
March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET
we shall see then
Haiku #58139
, by ronin
March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET
i dont
Haiku #58138
, by Anonymous Poet
March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku #58137
, by ronin
March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku #58136
, by dvd
March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss
and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at
mc....don...alds
Haiku #58135
, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku #58134
, by Adorable Kittens
March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
*ACCORDION SOLO*
Haiku #58133
, by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku #58132
, by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku #58131
, by roninx
March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku #58130
, by Original Covers of The Classics
March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...
The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku #58129
, by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time
where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku #58128
, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most
1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent
Also, he was smart
Haiku #58127
, by Deep Space
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku #58126
, by Anonymous Poet
March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku #58125
, by ronin
March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku #58124
, by Anonymous Poet
March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku #58123
, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku #58122
, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku #58121
, by Butthead
March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku #58120
, by ronin
March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku #58119
, by ronin
March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as
Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku #58118
, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till
it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku #58117
, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put
a stop to this place
as well
Haiku #58116
, by ronin
March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku #58115
, by Anonymoose Prophet
March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku #58114
, by vhs
March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku #58113
, by ronin
March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
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