Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku # 58162, March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET
by Carrot Cake
Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku # 58161, March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET
by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
Free for all
Haiku # 58160, March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET
by Dork
Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku # 58159, March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET
by Baked Bu z
people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku # 58158, March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Grandma's Apple Pie
i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku # 58157, March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET
by ronin
Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku # 58156, March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET
You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku # 58155, March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET
I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku # 58154, March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET
it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku # 58153, March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET
by ronin
joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku # 58152, March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET
by ronin
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku # 58151, March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku # 58150, March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET
Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku # 58149, March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET
The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku # 58148, March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET
We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku # 58147, March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET
I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku # 58146, March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET
I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku # 58145, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku # 58144, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku # 58143, March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET
Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku # 58142, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku # 58141, March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET
I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku # 58140, March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET
we shall see then
Haiku # 58139, March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET
by ronin
i dont
Haiku # 58138, March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku # 58137, March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku # 58136, March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET
by dvd
and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock

Haiku # 58135, March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET
by ronin
Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku # 58134, March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
Haiku # 58133, March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku # 58132, March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku # 58131, March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET
by roninx
With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku # 58130, March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET
by Original Covers of The Classics
just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku # 58129, March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET
by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku # 58128, March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by ronin
Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku # 58127, March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET
by Deep Space
I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku # 58126, March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku # 58125, March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET
by ronin
Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku # 58124, March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku # 58123, March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET
by ronin
hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku # 58122, March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET
by ronin
Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku # 58121, March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET
by Butthead
hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku # 58120, March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET
by ronin
i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku # 58119, March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET
by ronin
when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku # 58118, March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET
by ronin
i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku # 58117, March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku # 58116, March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET
by ronin
It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku # 58115, March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET
by Anonymoose Prophet
well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku # 58114, March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku # 58113, March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET
by ronin
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