BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
250 Days
and
65370 Haikus
later...
I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.
Haiku #58192, by
March 22, 2018 3:41 am ET

then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing
Haiku #58191, by vhs
March 22, 2018 1:21 am ET

the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

persecuted
Haiku #58190, by vhs of trying to make a point here, this fourth turning
March 22, 2018 1:17 am ET

There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.
Haiku #58189, by Anonymous Poet
March 22, 2018 12:56 am ET

after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
Haiku #58188, by vhs
March 22, 2018 12:45 am ET

people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
Haiku #58187, by vhs
March 21, 2018 2:18 pm ET

the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post
Haiku #58186, by vhs
March 21, 2018 1:54 pm ET

well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
Haiku #58185, by vhs
March 21, 2018 1:25 pm ET

i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
Haiku #58184, by ronin
March 21, 2018 5:41 am ET

a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
Haiku #58183, by Adorable Kittens
March 21, 2018 2:09 am ET

in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
Haiku #58182, by vhs
March 20, 2018 8:10 pm ET

Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
Haiku #58181, by Anonymous Poet
March 20, 2018 7:17 pm ET

drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
Haiku #58180, by Banamex 4136
March 20, 2018 10:15 am ET

soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
Haiku #58179, by ronin of lmao
March 20, 2018 10:12 am ET

Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
#omon_aka_zbest
Haiku #58178, by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
March 20, 2018 9:09 am ET

Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
Haiku #58177, by
March 19, 2018 9:00 pm ET

Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
Haiku #58176, by Anonymous Poet
March 19, 2018 8:04 pm ET

I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
Haiku #58175, by bob la of seattle
March 19, 2018 4:53 pm ET

then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
Haiku #58174, by ronin
March 19, 2018 11:09 am ET

Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
Haiku #58173, by
March 19, 2018 2:04 am ET

The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
Haiku #58172, by
March 19, 2018 2:02 am ET

Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
Haiku #58171, by
March 19, 2018 2:01 am ET

On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku #58170, by
March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET

The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku #58169, by
March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET

well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

EXPLORED BY PEOPLE ON
YOUTUBE WHEN EMPTY AND
THAT IS KINDA COOL!
Haiku #58168, by ronin
March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET

haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku #58167, by Broetic Justice
March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET

I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
{Barf!}
Haiku #58166, by of
March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET

What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
Haiku #58165, by $39.99 of Bargainville
March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET

well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

"CORE IS ALL ALL IS..."
this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
Haiku #58164, by ronin
March 17, 2018 11:53 am ET

breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
Haiku #58163, by ronin
March 17, 2018 10:47 am ET

You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku #58162, by Carrot Cake
March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET

Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku #58161, by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET

Free for all
Haiku #58160, by Dork
March 17, 2018 4:51 am ET

Teddy Bridgewater
Haiku #58159, by Baked Bu z
March 17, 2018 4:50 am ET

people should be friends
communication breakdown
time for a bakedown
Haiku #58158, by Grandma's Apple Pie
March 17, 2018 2:36 am ET

i will stick around
till the end then i will see
what happens nextly
Haiku #58157, by ronin
March 17, 2018 12:51 am ET

Two-fold addiction.
Caffeine and pure vanity.
Coke-Zero hero.
Haiku #58156, by
March 16, 2018 5:38 pm ET

You may disagree.
Diet coke is worse than meth.
Addiction runs deep.
Haiku #58155, by
March 16, 2018 5:35 pm ET

I think Buddha's hot!
I'd tap that jiggling ass.
And not get attached.
Haiku #58154, by
March 16, 2018 5:33 pm ET

it's said not to get
too attached to things on the
path of the Buddha

even the idea of the Buddha
Haiku #58153, by ronin
March 16, 2018 10:36 am ET

joke joke joke joke joke...
burger burger burger...fries
and a diet coke
Haiku #58152, by ronin
March 16, 2018 9:46 am ET

And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku #58151, by
March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET

The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku #58150, by
March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET

Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku #58149, by
March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET

The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku #58148, by
March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET

We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku #58147, by
March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET

I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku #58146, by
March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET

I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku #58145, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku #58144, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku #58143, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET