Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58193
My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!
Haiku #58193
Posted: March 22, 2018 3:45 am ET
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