Mortgage-bond purchases outpaced the Fedâ
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Inner pores of carbon nanotubes combine extremely fast water transport and ion selectivity that could potentially be useful for high-performance water desalination and separation applications.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Growing evidence suggested that lifestyle factors including dietary habits may influence the telomere length which is a reliable marker of biological aging and predictor for chronic diseases.
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Advanced neutron activation analysis (NAA) measurements now allow precise measurement of selenium levels in toenails
by This Changes Everything of transcending the 575 orthodoxy
Stay safe, okay World?
Wear your mask, alone, always.
Ask Bill Gates for help.
by HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa of Brainwashed
Aperture open
B H have hath failed finally
So glitches, bitches*
*I haven�t got time 4 the lame
by Lush of Cloud X
Wtf they changed all the Fn & parameters. Where B my jammas and banister; the janitor
by Lush of My Old KY Homo
I havenâ
by Lush of 40475
Haiku will save us.
So you must write more haiku.
But please be sincere.
by Sincerity Will Get You Hurt
hey, what did i miss?
ranting, racism and hate?
who hurt you so bad?
by scotch of shut down the internet
Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a
golden toilet....
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.
I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
by one dozen zen
