Take off all your clothes
Go outside into the street
Do a fancy dance
by Elton Jaun
so lonely lonely
lonely lonely lonely so
high-school crybaby
by Killdozer of First Break Up
No more bathroom talk.
Lie down on your mats, children.
It's Quiet Time now.
by Karen of Caring Kindergarten
You're the second guy
Who has said that about them.
(those Filipinas...)
by Green Card of Please Mister
Now, to raise this verse
above the stinking gutters...
Wait. First I must fart.
by Balut Egg of Basho-san
SIR ELTON! What's up?
Darth really does love your bum.
(He's so Whorrendous)
by Darth Fan Club of Balut Eggs
Oh silent Haiku
of moonlight on the bamboo...
you so BORING, yo.
by Tyrone of Hokkaido
To steal from the rich
To take from the poor, makes all
A lot little less bored.
by Line of lines
i don't know how that
exodus would have been if
they danced around a
golden toilet....
by vhs
I am that I am.
That is the name of my God.
Do not forget it.
by dw of Exodus something something. Doesn't matter.
bit of a rewind
mate, the golden sphincter is
open for business
by vhs
Don't be mad, Moxie.
It was directed to Darth.
In worshipful awe.
by Anonymous Poet
maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.
I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants
Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
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by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
by vhs
