Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 153 Days and 70445 Haikus later...

maybe someone could
make gold turds and tell those who
invest in such shit
Haiku # 67522, May 17, 2020 4:32 pm ET
by vhs of ....to invest in gold turds from hong kong
you could also make
a toilet out of gold and
flush your offerings.
Haiku # 67521, May 17, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
so basically you
can make my ass out of gold
and you can kiss it...
Haiku # 67520, May 17, 2020 4:25 pm ET
by vhs of bow down and worship my derrier
Image of your God
is a golden hemorrhoid
so bow and worship.
Haiku # 67519, May 17, 2020 4:05 pm ET
by 5th Chapter of First Samuel
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku # 67518, May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET
by vhs... of drink me
Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku # 67517, May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku # 67516, May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET
by dw
My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku # 67515, May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET
by Posturing with excellent posture
Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku # 67514, May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET
by dw
Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku # 67513, May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku # 67512, May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET
by Checked the Archives
driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku # 67511, May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET
by AmongstTheRabble
Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku # 67510, May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku # 67509, May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku # 67508, May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET
by dw of basically sums it up
SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku # 67507, May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET
by Road
Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku # 67506, May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by Elton Jaun
Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku # 67505, May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET
by Life of God
corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku # 67504, May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku # 67503, May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET
by Mother of All Haiku
So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku # 67502, May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku # 67501, May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku # 67500, May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET
by ash
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku # 67499, May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku # 67498, May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku # 67497, May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku # 67496, May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495, May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494, May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493, May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku # 67492, May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku # 67491, May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490, May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489, May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku # 67488, May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku # 67487, May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku # 67486, May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku # 67485, May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku # 67484, May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku # 67483, May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku # 67482, May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku # 67481, May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku # 67480, May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET
by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku # 67479, May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku # 67478, May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku # 67477, May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku # 67476, May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku # 67475, May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku # 67474, May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku # 67473, May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
by vhs
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