Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 29 Days and 77409 Haiku later...

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku # 67499, May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET
by Poops on Duck
The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku # 67498, May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET
by Yue Fei of Hunan area
Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku # 67497, May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET
by Buster downed of 5th level hell
Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku # 67496, May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495, May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494, May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493, May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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Haiku # 67492, May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku # 67491, May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490, May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489, May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku # 67488, May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku # 67487, May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku # 67486, May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku # 67485, May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku # 67484, May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku # 67483, May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku # 67482, May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku # 67481, May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku # 67479, May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku # 67478, May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku # 67477, May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku # 67476, May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku # 67475, May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku # 67474, May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku # 67473, May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku # 67472, May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku # 67471, May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku # 67470, May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku # 67469, May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku # 67468, May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku # 67467, May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku # 67466, May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku # 67465, May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by vhs of horny female werewolf
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku # 67464, May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Where's the queef?
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku # 67463, May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku # 67462, May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku # 67461, May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET
by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku # 67460, May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku # 67459, May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku # 67458, May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET
by vhs of vengeful
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku # 67457, May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku # 67456, May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET
by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku # 67455, May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku # 67454, May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET
by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku # 67453, May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku # 67452, May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku # 67451, May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku # 67450, May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET
by Floxed of hurting status
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku # 67449, May 2, 2020 10:02 pm ET
by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
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