BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
199 Days
and
67584 Haikus
later...
Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku #67497, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET

Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku #67492, by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET

https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku #67491, by smash e liquid of usa
May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET

You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku #67490, by Trump Derangement Support
May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku #67489, by ash
May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku #67488, by vhs
May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku #67487, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku #67486, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku #67482, by Haiku Observer
May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku #67481, by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET

https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku #67480, by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET

We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku #67479, by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku #67478, by vhs
May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku #67477, by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET

US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku #67476, by Facts are tough sometimes....
May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET

when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku #67475, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku #67474, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku #67473, by vhs
May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku #67472, by Darth Support Squad
May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku #67471, by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku #67470, by ash
May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku #67469, by ash
May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku #67468, by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku #67467, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku #67466, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku #67465, by vhs of horny female werewolf
May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET

never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku #67464, by Where's the queef?
May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET

dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku #67463, by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET

what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku #67462, by vhs
May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET

My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku #67461, by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET

I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku #67460, by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET

every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku #67459, by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET

sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku #67458, by vhs of vengeful
May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET

I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku #67457, by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET

who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku #67456, by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET

Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku #67455, by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET

Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku #67454, by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET

Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku #67453, by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET

I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku #67452, by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET

My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku #67451, by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET

Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku #67450, by Floxed of hurting status
May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET