Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back
Haiku # 67448 May 2, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by vhs
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku # 67447 May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET
by vhs
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku # 67446 May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET
by vhs
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku # 67445 May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
Haiku # 67444 May 1, 2020 11:34 pm ET
by vhs
VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
Haiku # 67443 May 1, 2020 5:23 pm ET
by For Your Own Good
relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
Haiku # 67442 May 1, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
Haiku # 67441 May 1, 2020 12:51 pm ET
by vhs
mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
Haiku # 67440 April 30, 2020 10:54 pm ET
by vhs
The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
Haiku # 67439 April 30, 2020 1:37 pm ET
by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
Haiku # 67438 April 30, 2020 1:27 pm ET
by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
Haiku # 67437 April 30, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
Haiku # 67436 April 30, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
Haiku # 67435 April 30, 2020 1:14 pm ET
by Victims of Haiku Massacre
My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
Haiku # 67434 April 30, 2020 1:07 pm ET
by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance
I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
Haiku # 67433 April 30, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by dw of Maybe he is right.
mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
Haiku # 67432 April 30, 2020 2:08 am ET
by ash
strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
Haiku # 67431 April 29, 2020 7:09 pm ET
by vhs
"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
Haiku # 67430 April 29, 2020 2:18 pm ET
by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
Haiku # 67429 April 29, 2020 2:10 pm ET
by vhs
Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
Haiku # 67428 April 29, 2020 6:35 am ET
by Eccentrica Gallumbits
Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.
Haiku # 67427 April 29, 2020 6:33 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...
Haiku # 67426 April 29, 2020 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Tyrone of Literary Endeavor
somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here
Haiku # 67425 April 28, 2020 6:17 pm ET
by vhs
tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now
Haiku # 67424 April 28, 2020 3:53 pm ET
by vhs
Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!
Haiku # 67423 April 28, 2020 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You all are stupid
Stay safe bro...now come at me
I'd kick your weak ass
Haiku # 67422 April 28, 2020 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein
Haiku # 67421 April 27, 2020 4:45 pm ET
by vhs
Darth LOVES Melania.
He sent her a Balut egg
for this year's present.
Haiku # 67420 April 27, 2020 1:17 pm ET
by Secret Admirer of Melania Trump
Dear Melania:
Have a wonderful birthday.
Don't believe Fake News.
Haiku # 67419 April 27, 2020 11:57 am ET
by Czech our First Lady out
After the lockdown
if anyone says "Stay safe,"
I will punch their face!
Haiku # 67418 April 27, 2020 12:04 am ET
by dw of Promise!
The coronoa cure.
Jesus and boofing Clorox.
Salvation and safe.
Haiku # 67417 April 26, 2020 8:27 pm ET
by dw of Prescribed by Dr. Donald Trump
So are you asking
if she knew you biblically
Or what, exactly...

Or perhaps you mean
Until she met you she was
Not a Hockey "Mom" (?)
Haiku # 67416 April 26, 2020 5:45 pm ET
by Hockey Mom Support of Downeast
i wonder if i
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime
Haiku # 67415 April 25, 2020 10:28 pm ET
by vhs
i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on line....off...
Haiku # 67414 April 25, 2020 9:07 pm ET
by vhs
oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?
Haiku # 67413 April 25, 2020 8:58 pm ET
by vhs
I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku
Haiku # 67412 April 25, 2020 7:36 am ET
by Oedipa of not the same town as vhs
Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking
Haiku # 67411 April 25, 2020 6:57 am ET
by Stupid is as stupid does.....
I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies

(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)
Haiku # 67410 April 24, 2020 2:47 pm ET
by vhs
I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.
Haiku # 67409 April 24, 2020 2:40 am ET
by
i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated
Haiku # 67408 April 23, 2020 7:57 pm ET
by vhs
this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last
Haiku # 67407 April 23, 2020 6:30 pm ET
by vhs
And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.
Haiku # 67406 April 23, 2020 2:57 pm ET
by After Me, the Deluge of wink wink
boredom means what then
does life suck then you get less
bored, are they boring?
Haiku # 67405 April 23, 2020 2:23 pm ET
by vhs
adrenochrome, soy
soylent green? soyboys? mass
censorship, nothing to see
Haiku # 67404 April 23, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
What are you saying?
Slim Jim's is made of people?
I did not know that
Haiku # 67403 April 23, 2020 12:00 pm ET
by Professor Poopypants
ironic, i have known
you for years and it is as
i have foreseen...wow
Haiku # 67402 April 23, 2020 10:19 am ET
by vhs
i went to bed, and
had an issue on twitter
with someone i should forget
Haiku # 67401 April 23, 2020 10:18 am ET
by vhs
Why aren't you writing?
I need to know your alive.
And not cannibalized by mutant redneck neighbors kind of like in The Hill Have Eyes.

2000 ppl per day... Christ have mercy.
That's a lot of Slim Jim extra spicy sausage stix.
Haiku # 67400 April 23, 2020 3:51 am ET
by dw of Anyone care for a bit of Soylent Green. Don't ask how, but I got some extra rations this week.
King Tut's butt
and the sphinx's sphincter
split open by Isis's strap-on.

Isis being the goddess,
Not the terrorist organization.
Hmmm.... However...
Haiku # 67399 April 23, 2020 3:46 am ET
by dw of I stopped counting... oooooo what a rebel I am!
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