i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now

fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site

hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..

VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.

relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?

is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so

mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care

The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.

Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.

And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.

After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.

Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.

My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.

I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.

mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty

strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally

"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.

well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!

Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.

Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.

I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...

somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here

tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now

Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!

You all are stupid
Stay safe bro...now come at me
I'd kick your weak ass

whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein

Darth LOVES Melania.
He sent her a Balut egg
for this year's present.

Dear Melania:
Have a wonderful birthday.
Don't believe Fake News.

After the lockdown
if anyone says "Stay safe,"
I will punch their face!

The coronoa cure.
Jesus and boofing Clorox.
Salvation and safe.

So are you asking
if she knew you biblically
Or what, exactly...

Or perhaps you mean
Until she met you she was
Not a Hockey "Mom" (?)

i wonder if i
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime

i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on line....off...

oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?

I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku

Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking

I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies

(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)

I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.

i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated

this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last

And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.

boredom means what then
does life suck then you get less
bored, are they boring?

adrenochrome, soy
soylent green? soyboys? mass
censorship, nothing to see

What are you saying?
Slim Jim's is made of people?
I did not know that

ironic, i have known
you for years and it is as
i have foreseen...wow

i went to bed, and
had an issue on twitter
with someone i should forget

Why aren't you writing?
I need to know your alive.
And not cannibalized by mutant redneck neighbors kind of like in The Hill Have Eyes.

2000 ppl per day... Christ have mercy.
That's a lot of Slim Jim extra spicy sausage stix.

King Tut's butt
and the sphinx's sphincter
split open by Isis's strap-on.

Isis being the goddess,
Not the terrorist organization.
Hmmm.... However...

Mars is beautiful.
That's because no one lives there.
And no one dies there.

It's an ugly world.
I could have done much better.
Can we impeach God?