i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this
shit off my mind now
by vhs
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
by vhs
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
by vhs
VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
by For Your Own Good
relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
by vhs
is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
by vhs
mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
by vhs
The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
by Victims of Haiku Massacre
My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance
I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
by dw of Maybe he is right.
mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
by ash
strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
by vhs
"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
by vhs
Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
by Eccentrica Gallumbits
Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.
by Darth Whorendous
I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...
by Anonymous Tyrone of Literary Endeavor
somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here
by vhs
tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now
by vhs
Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!
by Anonymous Poet
You all are stupid
Stay safe bro...now come at me
I'd kick your weak ass
by Anonymous Poet
whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein
by vhs
Darth LOVES Melania.
He sent her a Balut egg
for this year's present.
by Secret Admirer of Melania Trump
Dear Melania:
Have a wonderful birthday.
Don't believe Fake News.
by Czech our First Lady out
After the lockdown
if anyone says "Stay safe,"
I will punch their face!
by dw of Promise!
The coronoa cure.
Jesus and boofing Clorox.
Salvation and safe.
by dw of Prescribed by Dr. Donald Trump
So are you asking
if she knew you biblically
Or what, exactly...
Or perhaps you mean
Until she met you she was
Not a Hockey "Mom" (?)
by Hockey Mom Support of Downeast
i wonder if i
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime
by vhs
i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on line....off...
by vhs
oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?
by vhs
I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku
by Oedipa of not the same town as vhs
Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking
by Stupid is as stupid does.....
I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies
(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)
by vhs
I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.
by
i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated
by vhs
this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last
by vhs
And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.
by After Me, the Deluge of wink wink
boredom means what then
does life suck then you get less
bored, are they boring?
by vhs
adrenochrome, soy
soylent green? soyboys? mass
censorship, nothing to see
by vhs
What are you saying?
Slim Jim's is made of people?
I did not know that
by Professor Poopypants
ironic, i have known
you for years and it is as
i have foreseen...wow
by vhs
i went to bed, and
had an issue on twitter
with someone i should forget
by vhs
Why aren't you writing?
I need to know your alive.
And not cannibalized by mutant redneck neighbors kind of like in The Hill Have Eyes.
2000 ppl per day... Christ have mercy.
That's a lot of Slim Jim extra spicy sausage stix.
by dw of Anyone care for a bit of Soylent Green. Don't ask how, but I got some extra rations this week.
King Tut's butt
and the sphinx's sphincter
split open by Isis's strap-on.
Isis being the goddess,
Not the terrorist organization.
Hmmm.... However...
by dw of I stopped counting... oooooo what a rebel I am!
Mars is beautiful.
That's because no one lives there.
And no one dies there.
by dw of Hey look! A rock!
It's an ugly world.
I could have done much better.
Can we impeach God?
by dw of I'm serious!