I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...

somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here

tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now

Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!

You all are stupid
Stay safe bro...now come at me
I'd kick your weak ass

whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein

Darth LOVES Melania.
He sent her a Balut egg
for this year's present.

Dear Melania:
Have a wonderful birthday.
Don't believe Fake News.

After the lockdown
if anyone says "Stay safe,"
I will punch their face!

The coronoa cure.
Jesus and boofing Clorox.
Salvation and safe.

So are you asking
if she knew you biblically
Or what, exactly...

Or perhaps you mean
Until she met you she was
Not a Hockey "Mom" (?)

i wonder if i
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime

i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on line....off...

oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?

I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku

Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking

I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies

(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)

I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.

i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated

this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last

And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.

boredom means what then
does life suck then you get less
bored, are they boring?

adrenochrome, soy
soylent green? soyboys? mass
censorship, nothing to see

What are you saying?
Slim Jim's is made of people?
I did not know that

ironic, i have known
you for years and it is as
i have foreseen...wow

i went to bed, and
had an issue on twitter
with someone i should forget

Why aren't you writing?
I need to know your alive.
And not cannibalized by mutant redneck neighbors kind of like in The Hill Have Eyes.

2000 ppl per day... Christ have mercy.
That's a lot of Slim Jim extra spicy sausage stix.

King Tut's butt
and the sphinx's sphincter
split open by Isis's strap-on.

Isis being the goddess,
Not the terrorist organization.
Hmmm.... However...

Mars is beautiful.
That's because no one lives there.
And no one dies there.

It's an ugly world.
I could have done much better.
Can we impeach God?

mood swings back and forth
madness of crowds go home now
ran out of witches

Darth went to Egypt
to see all the ancient sights.
He saw the Sphincter.

The preacher told them
Ignore science, come to church
Now....preacher is dead

Nanny-state told them:
"Virus! Be scared and helpless"
Like sheep, they obeyed.

Lockdown Diary:
Day number ... 50? 60?
I haven't a clue

My Dick was so big
That they tried to impeach him.
But then he resigned.

my dick is small so
since i dont care about that leme tell you how small

When your dick is small:
"My yacht's bigger than your yacht."
Always gotta prove.

You know you're old when
your sphincter hangs down below
the tip of your cock.

Can't you just smell it.
Close your eyes and imagine.
Psychic scent transfered.

how about i sink
your yacht, wwg1wga
enemy combatant

Hey, I like your style...
Fancy a trip on my yacht?
Feed you to the sharks

Waiting for the worms.
That is how I feel right now.
Covid will kill me.

How's irrelevant.
By pneumonia or boredom.
Which one will be worse?

listen if you shag
a tree or a apple pie
splinters or burn...

And i thought it was creepy
of the guy in American Beauty

well i don't know why
people make a big deal on
bills but they're just there

Tiny fucked a stump.
You don't know who Tiny is?
Well aren't you special.

You can't cure stupid
And you can't quarantine it
God bless 'merica

I know my poultry.
There ain't no chicken in hell
will cluck otherwise.

You know your poultry
'Cause yo brain is chicken shit
Step off there Chester

It's all about ME
inventing endless genders.
How DARE you. For shame.

Romance languages
Have masculine/feminine
Grammar. They must go.

All poultry has rights.
Chicken Lives Matter: RISE UP!
Stop laying their eggs.