i wonder if i
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime
by vhs
i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on line....off...
by vhs
oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?
by vhs
I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku
by Oedipa of not the same town as vhs
Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking
by Stupid is as stupid does.....
I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies
(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)
by vhs
I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.
by
i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated
by vhs
this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last
by vhs
And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.
by After Me, the Deluge of wink wink
boredom means what then
does life suck then you get less
bored, are they boring?
by vhs
adrenochrome, soy
soylent green? soyboys? mass
censorship, nothing to see
by vhs
What are you saying?
Slim Jim's is made of people?
I did not know that
by Professor Poopypants
ironic, i have known
you for years and it is as
i have foreseen...wow
by vhs
i went to bed, and
had an issue on twitter
with someone i should forget
by vhs
Why aren't you writing?
I need to know your alive.
And not cannibalized by mutant redneck neighbors kind of like in The Hill Have Eyes.
2000 ppl per day... Christ have mercy.
That's a lot of Slim Jim extra spicy sausage stix.
by dw of Anyone care for a bit of Soylent Green. Don't ask how, but I got some extra rations this week.
King Tut's butt
and the sphinx's sphincter
split open by Isis's strap-on.
Isis being the goddess,
Not the terrorist organization.
Hmmm.... However...
by dw of I stopped counting... oooooo what a rebel I am!
Mars is beautiful.
That's because no one lives there.
And no one dies there.
by dw of Hey look! A rock!
It's an ugly world.
I could have done much better.
Can we impeach God?
by dw of I'm serious!
mood swings back and forth
madness of crowds go home now
ran out of witches
by vhs
Darth went to Egypt
to see all the ancient sights.
He saw the Sphincter.
by Hanging Out of Egypt
The preacher told them
Ignore science, come to church
Now....preacher is dead
by This really happened of Karma is a bitch
Nanny-state told them:
"Virus! Be scared and helpless"
Like sheep, they obeyed.
by Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo of Abusive Mother
Lockdown Diary:
Day number ... 50? 60?
I haven't a clue
by Getting tired of being stuck indoors
My Dick was so big
That they tried to impeach him.
But then he resigned.
by Pat Nixon of 1970's
my dick is small so
since i dont care about that leme tell you how small
by vhs
When your dick is small:
"My yacht's bigger than your yacht."
Always gotta prove.
You know you're old when
your sphincter hangs down below
the tip of your cock.
Can't you just smell it.
Close your eyes and imagine.
Psychic scent transfered.
by dw of geriatric physician's office.
how about i sink
your yacht, wwg1wga
enemy combatant
by vhs
Hey, I like your style...
Fancy a trip on my yacht?
Feed you to the sharks
by Operations Manager of Scandinavia
Waiting for the worms.
That is how I feel right now.
Covid will kill me.
How's irrelevant.
By pneumonia or boredom.
Which one will be worse?
by Darth Whorrendous, The Dork Lard of the Fifth of Rum of Going to find a whore today. Going to fuck her 3 hours straight. I hope she has a bad cough.
listen if you shag
a tree or a apple pie
splinters or burn...
And i thought it was creepy
of the guy in American Beauty
by vhs
well i don't know why
people make a big deal on
bills but they're just there
by vhs of hillarys bill wasn't that big :).
Tiny fucked a stump.
You don't know who Tiny is?
Well aren't you special.
by dw
You can't cure stupid
And you can't quarantine it
God bless 'merica
by Anonymous Poet
I know my poultry.
There ain't no chicken in hell
will cluck otherwise.
by Poultry-Based Market Optimization
You know your poultry
'Cause yo brain is chicken shit
Step off there Chester
by Anonymous Poet
It's all about ME
inventing endless genders.
How DARE you. For shame.
by Fat Sullen Pale Short Haired Purple Thing With Glasses and a Lawyer from ACLU
Romance languages
Have masculine/feminine
Grammar. They must go.
by Genderfluidity Must Be Promoted At Grammar School At
All poultry has rights.
Chicken Lives Matter: RISE UP!
Stop laying their eggs.
by Poultry Activism of Woke Haiku
My preferred pronoun:
(Use it or I press charges)
"Cluck-cluck-cluck-ba-KACK"
by Barnyard Bullying of Genderfluid Fox in Henhouse
Granny has a cock:
What pronoun must we use when
Grandpa has a hen?
by Poetic Poultry of Tyson Money-Laundering
at least it's not meth
perhaps a new haiku meme
grandma has a cock
by ash
My contribution.
My undying legacy.
"At least it's not meth."
by dw
try fecal transplants
i promise you, it's the shit!
(at least it's not meth)
by scotch of scatology
marketing slogan:
tired of the same old shit?
try fecal transplants!
by scotch of but maintain social distancing
So you think I should
get a fecal transplant to
fix my excrement.
Please be the donor.
I want feces just like yours.
Your shit doesnt' stink.
by Darth Whorrendouns, Dork Lard of the Fifth (of Rum) of Hell's got nothing on where I am now.
that's ok...sometimes we
need the Darwin Awards for
the human lemmings
by vhs
Corona thanks to
Chinese Communist Party...
But lemmings don't know.
by A World of Dead Lemmings
One World of Haiku:
Let us all sing Kumbaya
and hate on Donald.
by Virtue-Signalers of Burning Hell
A new haiku born:
Dork Lard is mentally ill
(Excrementally)
by Evaluation of Excremental Health
