Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67386
Waiting for the worms.
That is how I feel right now.
Covid will kill me.

How's irrelevant.
By pneumonia or boredom.
Which one will be worse?
Haiku #67386
Posted: April 20, 2020 8:53 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Whorrendous, The Dork Lard of the Fifth of Rum of Going to find a whore today. Going to fuck her 3 hours straight. I hope she has a bad cough.