BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
342 Days
68420 Haikus
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku #67447, by vhs
May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET

i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku #67446, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET

fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku #67445, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET

hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
Haiku #67444, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:34 pm ET

VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
Haiku #67443, by For Your Own Good
May 1, 2020 5:23 pm ET

relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
Haiku #67442, by vhs
May 1, 2020 4:28 pm ET

is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
Haiku #67441, by vhs
May 1, 2020 12:51 pm ET

mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
Haiku #67440, by vhs
April 30, 2020 10:54 pm ET

The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
Haiku #67439, by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:37 pm ET

Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
Haiku #67438, by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:27 pm ET

And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
Haiku #67437, by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
April 30, 2020 1:20 pm ET

After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
Haiku #67436, by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:18 pm ET

Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
Haiku #67435, by Victims of Haiku Massacre
April 30, 2020 1:14 pm ET

My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
Haiku #67434, by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance
April 30, 2020 1:07 pm ET

I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
Haiku #67433, by dw of Maybe he is right.
April 30, 2020 12:30 pm ET

mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
Haiku #67432, by ash
April 30, 2020 2:08 am ET

strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
Haiku #67431, by vhs
April 29, 2020 7:09 pm ET

"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
Haiku #67430, by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
April 29, 2020 2:18 pm ET

well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
Haiku #67429, by vhs
April 29, 2020 2:10 pm ET

Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
Haiku #67428, by Eccentrica Gallumbits
April 29, 2020 6:35 am ET

Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.
Haiku #67427, by Darth Whorendous
April 29, 2020 6:33 am ET

I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...
Haiku #67426, by Anonymous Tyrone of Literary Endeavor
April 29, 2020 5:13 am ET

somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here
Haiku #67425, by vhs
April 28, 2020 6:17 pm ET

tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now
Haiku #67424, by vhs
April 28, 2020 3:53 pm ET

Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!
Haiku #67423, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2020 11:05 am ET

You all are stupid
Stay safe come at me
I'd kick your weak ass
Haiku #67422, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2020 11:03 am ET

whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein
Haiku #67421, by vhs
April 27, 2020 4:45 pm ET

Darth LOVES Melania.
He sent her a Balut egg
for this year's present.
Haiku #67420, by Secret Admirer of Melania Trump
April 27, 2020 1:17 pm ET

Dear Melania:
Have a wonderful birthday.
Don't believe Fake News.
Haiku #67419, by Czech our First Lady out
April 27, 2020 11:57 am ET

After the lockdown
if anyone says "Stay safe,"
I will punch their face!
Haiku #67418, by dw of Promise!
April 27, 2020 12:04 am ET

The coronoa cure.
Jesus and boofing Clorox.
Salvation and safe.
Haiku #67417, by dw of Prescribed by Dr. Donald Trump
April 26, 2020 8:27 pm ET

So are you asking
if she knew you biblically
Or what, exactly...

Or perhaps you mean
Until she met you she was
Not a Hockey "Mom" (?)
Haiku #67416, by Hockey Mom Support of Downeast
April 26, 2020 5:45 pm ET

i wonder if i
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime
Haiku #67415, by vhs
April 25, 2020 10:28 pm ET

i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on
Haiku #67414, by vhs
April 25, 2020 9:07 pm ET

oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?
Haiku #67413, by vhs
April 25, 2020 8:58 pm ET

I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku
Haiku #67412, by Oedipa of not the same town as vhs
April 25, 2020 7:36 am ET

Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking
Haiku #67411, by Stupid is as stupid does.....
April 25, 2020 6:57 am ET

I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies

(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)
Haiku #67410, by vhs
April 24, 2020 2:47 pm ET

I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.
Haiku #67409, by
April 24, 2020 2:40 am ET

i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated
Haiku #67408, by vhs
April 23, 2020 7:57 pm ET

this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last
Haiku #67407, by vhs
April 23, 2020 6:30 pm ET

And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.
Haiku #67406, by After Me, the Deluge of wink wink
April 23, 2020 2:57 pm ET

boredom means what then
does life suck then you get less
bored, are they boring?
Haiku #67405, by vhs
April 23, 2020 2:23 pm ET

adrenochrome, soy
soylent green? soyboys? mass
censorship, nothing to see
Haiku #67404, by vhs
April 23, 2020 12:56 pm ET

What are you saying?
Slim Jim's is made of people?
I did not know that
Haiku #67403, by Professor Poopypants
April 23, 2020 12:00 pm ET

ironic, i have known
you for years and it is as
i have
Haiku #67402, by vhs
April 23, 2020 10:19 am ET

i went to bed, and
had an issue on twitter
with someone i should forget
Haiku #67401, by vhs
April 23, 2020 10:18 am ET

Why aren't you writing?
I need to know your alive.
And not cannibalized by mutant redneck neighbors kind of like in The Hill Have Eyes.

2000 ppl per day... Christ have mercy.
That's a lot of Slim Jim extra spicy sausage stix.
Haiku #67400, by dw of Anyone care for a bit of Soylent Green. Don't ask how, but I got some extra rations this week.
April 23, 2020 3:51 am ET

King Tut's butt
and the sphinx's sphincter
split open by Isis's strap-on.

Isis being the goddess,
Not the terrorist organization.
Hmmm.... However...
Haiku #67399, by dw of I stopped counting... oooooo what a rebel I am!
April 23, 2020 3:46 am ET

Mars is beautiful.
That's because no one lives there.
And no one dies there.
Haiku #67398, by dw of Hey look! A rock!
April 23, 2020 3:44 am ET