BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
195 Days
and
67570 Haikus
later...
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku #67482, by Haiku Observer
May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku #67481, by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET

https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku #67480, by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET

We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku #67479, by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku #67478, by vhs
May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku #67477, by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET

US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku #67476, by Facts are tough sometimes....
May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET

when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku #67475, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku #67474, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku #67473, by vhs
May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku #67472, by Darth Support Squad
May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku #67471, by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku #67470, by ash
May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku #67469, by ash
May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku #67468, by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku #67467, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku #67466, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku #67465, by vhs of horny female werewolf
May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET

never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku #67464, by Where's the queef?
May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET

dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku #67463, by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET

what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku #67462, by vhs
May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET

My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku #67461, by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET

I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku #67460, by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET

every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku #67459, by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET

sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku #67458, by vhs of vengeful
May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET

I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku #67457, by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET

who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku #67456, by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET

Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku #67455, by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET

Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku #67454, by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET

Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku #67453, by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET

I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku #67452, by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET

My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku #67451, by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET

Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku #67450, by Floxed of hurting status
May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET

A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku #67449, by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
May 2, 2020 10:02 pm ET

if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back
Haiku #67448, by vhs
May 2, 2020 4:14 pm ET

aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku #67447, by vhs
May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET

i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku #67446, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET

fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku #67445, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET

hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
Haiku #67444, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:34 pm ET

VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
Haiku #67443, by For Your Own Good
May 1, 2020 5:23 pm ET

relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
Haiku #67442, by vhs
May 1, 2020 4:28 pm ET

is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
Haiku #67441, by vhs
May 1, 2020 12:51 pm ET

mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
Haiku #67440, by vhs
April 30, 2020 10:54 pm ET

The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
Haiku #67439, by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:37 pm ET

Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
Haiku #67438, by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:27 pm ET

And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
Haiku #67437, by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
April 30, 2020 1:20 pm ET

After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
Haiku #67436, by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:18 pm ET