in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...
here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of
recompence is nigh
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.
The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?
I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.
The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
by Ledge of Kentucky
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
by vhs of horny female werewolf
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
by Where's the queef?
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
by vhs
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
by vhs of vengeful
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.
The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
by Floxed of hurting status
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...
i would go for a while and check back
by vhs
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
by vhs
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this
shit off my mind now
by vhs
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
by vhs
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
by vhs
VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
by For Your Own Good
relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
by vhs
is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
by vhs
mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
by vhs
The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
by Victims of Haiku Massacre