BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
309 Days
and
68075 Haikus
later...
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku #67470, by ash
May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku #67469, by ash
May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku #67468, by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku #67467, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku #67466, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku #67465, by vhs of horny female werewolf
May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET

never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku #67464, by Where's the queef?
May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET

dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku #67463, by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET

what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku #67462, by vhs
May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET

My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku #67461, by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET

I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku #67460, by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET

every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku #67459, by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET

sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku #67458, by vhs of vengeful
May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET

I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku #67457, by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET

who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku #67456, by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET

Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku #67455, by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET

Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku #67454, by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET

Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku #67453, by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET

I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku #67452, by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET

My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku #67451, by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET

Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku #67450, by Floxed of hurting status
May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET

A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku #67449, by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
May 2, 2020 10:02 pm ET

if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back
Haiku #67448, by vhs
May 2, 2020 4:14 pm ET

aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku #67447, by vhs
May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET

i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku #67446, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET

fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku #67445, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET

hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
Haiku #67444, by vhs
May 1, 2020 11:34 pm ET

VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
Haiku #67443, by For Your Own Good
May 1, 2020 5:23 pm ET

relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
Haiku #67442, by vhs
May 1, 2020 4:28 pm ET

is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
Haiku #67441, by vhs
May 1, 2020 12:51 pm ET

mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
Haiku #67440, by vhs
April 30, 2020 10:54 pm ET

The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
Haiku #67439, by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:37 pm ET

Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
Haiku #67438, by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:27 pm ET

And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
Haiku #67437, by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
April 30, 2020 1:20 pm ET

After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
Haiku #67436, by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
April 30, 2020 1:18 pm ET

Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
Haiku #67435, by Victims of Haiku Massacre
April 30, 2020 1:14 pm ET

My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
Haiku #67434, by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance
April 30, 2020 1:07 pm ET

I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
Haiku #67433, by dw of Maybe he is right.
April 30, 2020 12:30 pm ET

mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
Haiku #67432, by ash
April 30, 2020 2:08 am ET

strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
Haiku #67431, by vhs
April 29, 2020 7:09 pm ET

"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
Haiku #67430, by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
April 29, 2020 2:18 pm ET

well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
Haiku #67429, by vhs
April 29, 2020 2:10 pm ET

Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
Haiku #67428, by Eccentrica Gallumbits
April 29, 2020 6:35 am ET

Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.
Haiku #67427, by Darth Whorendous
April 29, 2020 6:33 am ET

I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...
Haiku #67426, by Anonymous Tyrone of Literary Endeavor
April 29, 2020 5:13 am ET

somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here
Haiku #67425, by vhs
April 28, 2020 6:17 pm ET

tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now
Haiku #67424, by vhs
April 28, 2020 3:53 pm ET

Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!
Haiku #67423, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2020 11:05 am ET

You all are stupid
Stay safe bro...now come at me
I'd kick your weak ass
Haiku #67422, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2020 11:03 am ET

whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein
Haiku #67421, by vhs
April 27, 2020 4:45 pm ET