Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 106 Days and 70162 Haikus later...

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku # 67474, May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku # 67473, May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku # 67472, May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku # 67471, May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku # 67470, May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku # 67469, May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku # 67468, May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku # 67467, May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku # 67466, May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku # 67465, May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by vhs of horny female werewolf
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku # 67464, May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Where's the queef?
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku # 67463, May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku # 67462, May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku # 67461, May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET
by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku # 67460, May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku # 67459, May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku # 67458, May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET
by vhs of vengeful
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku # 67457, May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku # 67456, May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET
by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku # 67455, May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku # 67454, May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET
by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku # 67453, May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku # 67452, May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku # 67451, May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku # 67450, May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET
by Floxed of hurting status
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku # 67449, May 2, 2020 10:02 pm ET
by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back
Haiku # 67448, May 2, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by vhs
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku # 67447, May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET
by vhs
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku # 67446, May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET
by vhs
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku # 67445, May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
Haiku # 67444, May 1, 2020 11:34 pm ET
by vhs
VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
Haiku # 67443, May 1, 2020 5:23 pm ET
by For Your Own Good
relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
Haiku # 67442, May 1, 2020 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
Haiku # 67441, May 1, 2020 12:51 pm ET
by vhs
mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
Haiku # 67440, April 30, 2020 10:54 pm ET
by vhs
The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
Haiku # 67439, April 30, 2020 1:37 pm ET
by Shining Beams from Heavens of Haiku
Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
Haiku # 67438, April 30, 2020 1:27 pm ET
by Raised Flashing Blade of Haiku
And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
Haiku # 67437, April 30, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Genocide of Haiku-based Compassion
After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku
Then set fire to it.
Haiku # 67436, April 30, 2020 1:18 pm ET
by Seven Samurai of Bad Haiku
Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
Haiku # 67435, April 30, 2020 1:14 pm ET
by Victims of Haiku Massacre
My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
Haiku # 67434, April 30, 2020 1:07 pm ET
by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance
I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
Haiku # 67433, April 30, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by dw of Maybe he is right.
mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
Haiku # 67432, April 30, 2020 2:08 am ET
by ash
strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
Haiku # 67431, April 29, 2020 7:09 pm ET
by vhs
"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
Haiku # 67430, April 29, 2020 2:18 pm ET
by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
Haiku # 67429, April 29, 2020 2:10 pm ET
by vhs
Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
Haiku # 67428, April 29, 2020 6:35 am ET
by Eccentrica Gallumbits
Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.
Haiku # 67427, April 29, 2020 6:33 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...
Haiku # 67426, April 29, 2020 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Tyrone of Literary Endeavor
somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here
Haiku # 67425, April 28, 2020 6:17 pm ET
by vhs
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