Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 311 Days and 72084 Haikus later...

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494, May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493, May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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Haiku # 67492, May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
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Haiku # 67491, May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490, May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489, May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku # 67488, May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku # 67487, May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku # 67486, May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku # 67485, May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku # 67484, May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku # 67483, May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku # 67482, May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku # 67481, May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku # 67479, May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku # 67478, May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku # 67477, May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku # 67476, May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku # 67475, May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku # 67474, May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku # 67473, May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku # 67472, May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku # 67471, May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku # 67470, May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku # 67469, May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku # 67468, May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku # 67467, May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku # 67466, May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku # 67465, May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by vhs of horny female werewolf
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku # 67464, May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Where's the queef?
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku # 67463, May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku # 67462, May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku # 67461, May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET
by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku # 67460, May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku # 67459, May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku # 67458, May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET
by vhs of vengeful
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku # 67457, May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku # 67456, May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET
by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku # 67455, May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku # 67454, May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET
by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku # 67453, May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku # 67452, May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku # 67451, May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku # 67450, May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET
by Floxed of hurting status
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku # 67449, May 2, 2020 10:02 pm ET
by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back
Haiku # 67448, May 2, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by vhs
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku # 67447, May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET
by vhs
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku # 67446, May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET
by vhs
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku # 67445, May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
Haiku # 67444, May 1, 2020 11:34 pm ET
by vhs
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