Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.

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You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.

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We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.

US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald

when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific

Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.

Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are

covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile

i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast

never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together

dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice

what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?

My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.

I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.

every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours

sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going

I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.

who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit

Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.

Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.

Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.

I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.

My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.

Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person

A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.

if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back

aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up

i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now