Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku # 67495 May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET
by one dozen zen
You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku # 67494 May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET
by Stupid but entertaining
My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku # 67493 May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET
by I Haiku'd your Mother
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Haiku # 67492 May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET
by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
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Haiku # 67491 May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET
by smash e liquid of usa
You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku # 67490 May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET
by Trump Derangement Support
god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku # 67489 May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku # 67488 May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku # 67487 May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET
by vhs
best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku # 67486 May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku # 67485 May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET
by vhs
oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku # 67484 May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET
by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku # 67483 May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Line of lines
Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku # 67482 May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku Observer
I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku # 67481 May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET
by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku # 67479 May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET
by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku # 67478 May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku # 67477 May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET
by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku # 67476 May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET
by Facts are tough sometimes....
when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku # 67475 May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET
by vhs
you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku # 67474 May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET
by vhs
rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku # 67473 May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET
by vhs
New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku # 67472 May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET
by Darth Support Squad
It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku # 67471 May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku # 67470 May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET
by ash
that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku # 67469 May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET
by ash
Fragility . . . ugh.
It's long past time to man up
and write more haiku.
Haiku # 67468 May 6, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by Fragile Gets Broken, of Course
Sanctuary Lost
My Love isn't fragile but
My emotions are
Haiku # 67467 May 6, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
covid quarantine
love just doesn't peter out
but dreams are fragile
Haiku # 67466 May 6, 2020 4:01 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
i hear they eat dogs
but sleep with them? yes i
am quite aware...beast
Haiku # 67465 May 5, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by vhs of horny female werewolf
never say never
I might like you better if
we slept together
Haiku # 67464 May 5, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Where's the queef?
dog poo shis kebab
smothered in vagrant vomit
with brown or white rice
Haiku # 67463 May 5, 2020 11:17 pm ET
by Queef.....it's what's for dinner
what happens if i get
a pimp to become a sub
i'm pimping a pimp?
Haiku # 67462 May 5, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
My girls work 4 me
Bring me them dolla bills, yall.
Then I write haiku.
Haiku # 67461 May 4, 2020 9:59 pm ET
by Supa-Pimp King of tha Streets
I am the BADDEST.
My mad haiku stone cold BAD.
Beat yo whack-ass DOWN.
Haiku # 67460 May 4, 2020 9:43 pm ET
by Tyrone Floyd tha Supa-Pimp of 42nd Street
every now and then
i read bad haiku i like
maybe it is yours
Haiku # 67459 May 4, 2020 5:05 pm ET
by scotch of you get a like, and you get a like
sociopath need the
dumbest most evil shit to
keep their itch going
Haiku # 67458 May 4, 2020 10:43 am ET
by vhs of vengeful
I have been watching
the ones who watch you go poo
via hidden cam.

The dark web kicks ass.
Something for every perv.
For every nerve.
Haiku # 67457 May 3, 2020 10:32 pm ET
by dw of swerve serve unerve curve
who watches the ones
who watch us? we do and don't
really give a shit
Haiku # 67456 May 3, 2020 1:52 pm ET
by vhs of symbolism will be their downfall
Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
Haiku # 67455 May 3, 2020 9:53 am ET
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of Red Funk
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
Haiku # 67454 May 3, 2020 9:47 am ET
by Wet Market Wet Hen of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
Haiku # 67453 May 3, 2020 9:43 am ET
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
Haiku # 67452 May 3, 2020 6:04 am ET
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner?
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
Haiku # 67451 May 3, 2020 4:30 am ET
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover.
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
Haiku # 67450 May 3, 2020 12:34 am ET
by Floxed of hurting status
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku # 67449 May 2, 2020 10:02 pm ET
by dw of Maybe meth would be better.
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...

i would go for a while and check back
Haiku # 67448 May 2, 2020 4:14 pm ET
by vhs
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
Haiku # 67447 May 2, 2020 4:48 am ET
by vhs
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this

shit off my mind now
Haiku # 67446 May 1, 2020 11:49 pm ET
by vhs
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
Haiku # 67445 May 1, 2020 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
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