BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
309 Days
and
68072 Haikus
later...
well I'm still here, so
you tell me who's ass is raw
from years of shoving
Haiku #67518, by vhs... of drink me
May 17, 2020 2:08 pm ET

Medical haiku
Fix hemorrhoid up real good
Cost twenty dollar
Haiku #67517, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 17, 2020 7:55 am ET

Invade my sphincter!
Violate me, bad haiku!
Punish my hem'roids!
Haiku #67516, by dw
May 17, 2020 7:17 am ET

My vicious haiku
Crawling on up your pants leg
Rip your ass apart
Haiku #67515, by Posturing with excellent posture
May 16, 2020 11:22 pm ET

Master Kenobi,
if it's not in the archives,
it does not exist.
Haiku #67514, by dw
May 16, 2020 8:05 pm ET

Like funky pizza.
Archives full of anchovies.
Stank like yo' momma.
Haiku #67513, by Darth Whorrendous, The Highly Inappropriate and Blurter of Uncalled For Comments at The Dinner Table.
May 16, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Ash and Moxie. Wow.
They have been here forever.
(Since haiku went bad)
Haiku #67512, by Checked the Archives
May 16, 2020 6:38 pm ET

driving down the road,
the OTHERS drive so badly
get outta my way!
Haiku #67511, by AmongstTheRabble
May 16, 2020 10:52 am ET

Bitches. All of you.
Shrinking flowers of haiku.
False friends and losers.
Haiku #67510, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2020 7:37 pm ET

I die ev'ry day.
But it's just a little death.
French fries with mayo.

I know it's nasty.
Fucking European scum.
Ruin ev'rything!
Haiku #67509, by Proud to Be 'Merikan! of Yeeeee HAW!
May 15, 2020 6:20 pm ET

I have a penis.
I also write poetry.
Would you like to see?
Haiku #67508, by dw of basically sums it up
May 15, 2020 6:11 pm ET

SIR ELTON! What's up?
I really love your album
Goodbye Yellow Brick
Haiku #67507, by Road
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm ET

Poop is where you pooped
Except for modern plumbing
They fix that shit up.
Haiku #67506, by Elton Jaun
May 15, 2020 4:14 pm ET

Life is where you LIVE.
That is where life can be found.
It is nowhere else.
Haiku #67505, by Life of God
May 14, 2020 8:45 pm ET

corona 19
this is 2020
life is where
Haiku #67504, by Otteri Selvakumar of Chennai, India
May 14, 2020 8:03 pm ET

I haiku'd your mom.
She screamed: "More haiku . . . more! MORE!
(I think she liked it.)
Haiku #67503, by Mother of All Haiku
May 12, 2020 10:12 am ET

So many words are here
Not sure what they are doing
Making more problems
Haiku #67502, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2020 6:58 am ET

You make a good point
Let's get back to what matters
Hating immigrants

Unless they are hot
Put up with adultery
Let you grab their #$÷=%
Haiku #67501, by Jesus is lard
May 11, 2020 5:37 pm ET

if he'd built that wall
it would keep out corona
and enchiladas
Haiku #67500, by ash
May 11, 2020 8:58 am ET

Just repeat that lie
Over and over until
It becomes the truth
Haiku #67499, by Poops on Duck
May 11, 2020 6:55 am ET

The Chicom virus
Came from- Chicom bio lab
Then destroyed our world.
Haiku #67498, by Yue Fei of Hunan area
May 10, 2020 6:46 pm ET

Poisoned by RX
The side effects are pure hell
Levofloxcian
Haiku #67497, by Buster downed of 5th level hell
May 10, 2020 6:41 pm ET

Three times struck down bad
in the last two or three years
Dukah sattva- truth
Haiku #67496, by Wong Lofan of Kalifonia
May 10, 2020 6:36 pm ET

Grumpy is wisdom.
Mean drunk is also wisdom.
Embrace satori!
Haiku #67495, by one dozen zen
May 10, 2020 12:55 pm ET

You bunch of grumpies....
Being so mean to each other
Like drunk dudes fighting
Haiku #67494, by Stupid but entertaining
May 10, 2020 10:28 am ET

My life insurance
is bad haiku. Bad Haiku!
Verse deductible.
Haiku #67493, by I Haiku'd your Mother
May 10, 2020 9:29 am ET

Transparently compare accurate life insurance rates in just seconds
https://lifeinsurancehelpdesk.com/
Haiku #67492, by Life Insurance Help Desk of california
May 10, 2020 9:03 am ET

https://smash-eliquid.com/
Haiku #67491, by smash e liquid of usa
May 10, 2020 8:45 am ET

You do not make sense.
Hatred of our president
Has made you insane.
Haiku #67490, by Trump Derangement Support
May 10, 2020 8:09 am ET

god bless the donald
americans choose freedom
he's got you covid
Haiku #67489, by ash
May 10, 2020 5:17 am ET

i may not want to
know, because it is all a
bunch of posturing
Haiku #67488, by vhs
May 9, 2020 11:01 pm ET

there is a lot we do
not know about one another
that can be fear
Haiku #67487, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:52 pm ET

best not to forget
we all have a day to die
do not know when though
Haiku #67486, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:42 pm ET

in fact im so pissed
someone wanted damnation
im guiding someone...

here to see if there
might need be some need to look at
what goes on here
Haiku #67485, by vhs
May 9, 2020 10:37 pm ET

oh go cast the first
stone somewhere else, direct the
gaze into mirrors
Haiku #67484, by vhs of go fuck yourself haiku observer
May 9, 2020 10:30 pm ET

Here I sit, waiting
One thing, soon maybe to come
localization
Haiku #67483, by Line of lines
May 9, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Vile human garbage:
You waste your time on this site...
you are doomed and damned.
Haiku #67482, by Haiku Observer
May 9, 2020 4:41 pm ET

I'm counting the Qs
In all words that start with Q...
but most have just one.
Haiku #67481, by PopQorn Porn for Q-tards
May 9, 2020 11:18 am ET

https://websiteseostats.com/
Haiku #67480, by <a href='https://websiteseostats.com/'>website seo stats</a> of california
May 9, 2020 7:43 am ET

We're the headquarters.
You're in the command center:
It's "Haiku HQ".
Haiku #67479, by Q Told Me To Count Syllables
May 8, 2020 9:31 pm ET

if there is a deep
state info drop here is it
now big bad Hai-Q?
Haiku #67478, by vhs
May 8, 2020 5:17 pm ET

Not only Covid --
Just blame Evil Orange-Man
for ev-er-ry-thing.
Haiku #67477, by Yuge, Just Tremendous of Make Haiku Great Again
May 8, 2020 2:36 pm ET

US and UK
Highest rates of Covid, blame
Borris and Donald
Haiku #67476, by Facts are tough sometimes....
May 8, 2020 7:10 am ET

when the world has gone
mad from lunacy in ports
of power, the time of

recompence is nigh
Haiku #67475, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:49 pm ET

you get this big ass
blurt from this guy, on damn prayer
day of all times.....and....
Haiku #67474, by vhs
May 7, 2020 7:46 pm ET

rediculous, it
makes no difference because
we are all dust soon enough
Haiku #67473, by vhs
May 7, 2020 5:00 pm ET

New word coined for you.
Your final murderous fit:
Smorgasbordgasm
Haiku #67472, by Darth Support Squad
May 7, 2020 4:59 pm ET

It's confession time.
I'm really goddamn boring.
And so now you know.

The things I speak of,
that's just me being stupid...
for how much longer?

I think I might snap.
Kill some people who need it.
Unleash the demon.

The demon hungers.
Blood of sinners, theives, and whores.
It's a smorgasbord.
Haiku #67471, by Darth Whorrendous of Honorable suicide.
May 7, 2020 1:20 pm ET

pyramid pimping ?
that arrangement has a name:
capitalism
Haiku #67470, by ash
May 7, 2020 9:01 am ET

that's my secret, cap
i'm not always prolific
but i'm terrific
Haiku #67469, by ash
May 7, 2020 8:55 am ET